Gregg used a pencil to clean out his nose,
It was a poor choice and caused him great woes,
Though he used the eraser end,
It got stuck in the nose bend,
His humiliation just grows and grows.
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Friday, February 17, 2017
GREGG USED A PENCIL TO CLEAN OUT HIS NOSE
Labels:
HUMOR,
hygiene satire,
nose limerick,
nose satire,
pencil limerick,
poem
Thursday, February 16, 2017
SPACE MONKEY JUSTICE
A space monkey landed on my old car,
He was nasty cause he got drunk at the bar,
He barred his mean teeth,
He bit my little brother named Keith,
So, the space monkey got town justice with feathers and tar.
He was nasty cause he got drunk at the bar,
He barred his mean teeth,
He bit my little brother named Keith,
So, the space monkey got town justice with feathers and tar.
Saturday, February 11, 2017
OLD SKEGGEY, THE SKEGEMOG LAKE MONSTER
The Skegemog Lake monster attacked my tin boat,
He bit it in half so, it would no longer float,
But I got a real special wish,
Skeggey was hungry for just fish,
I swam home and this limerick I wrote.
He bit it in half so, it would no longer float,
But I got a real special wish,
Skeggey was hungry for just fish,
I swam home and this limerick I wrote.
Thursday, February 2, 2017
EVIL ROY THE MOTH LIMERICK
Roy was a great big summer moth,
He only ate pure cotton cloth,
He would never play fair,
Ate holes in underwear,
The drafts made you yearn for hot broth.
He only ate pure cotton cloth,
He would never play fair,
Ate holes in underwear,
The drafts made you yearn for hot broth.
Wednesday, February 1, 2017
I DON'T PUT THE QUARTERS IN MY LEAKY POT
I took a pottery class and made me a pot,
But, it didn't hold liquids because it leaked a lot,
So, I stored in it my change,
The denominational range,
Except quarters, I spend all that I got.
But, it didn't hold liquids because it leaked a lot,
So, I stored in it my change,
The denominational range,
Except quarters, I spend all that I got.
Labels:
Change Holder,
HUMOR,
LIMERICK,
Pot Leaker,
Pottery Class
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