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Saturday, December 31, 2011

2012 WILL SOON BE REVEALED

Soon 2012 will be revealed,
Then, we will know if our fate is sealed,
Should we have fun?
Or, should we run?
Or, will our infirmities be healed.

Sunday, December 25, 2011

MY PRESENT FROM SANTA WEIGHED FIFTY POUNDS LIMERICK

My present from Santa weighed nearly fifty pounds,
I figured it was a TV with audio that surrounds,
I opened my present fast to reach my goal,
But, it was just a huge lump of coal,
I guess my naughtiness has been way out of bounds.

 

Wednesday, December 21, 2011

I WENT TO SELL MY STOCKS ON CHRISTMAS DAY

I went to sell my stocks on Christmas Day,
For I needed to buy presents and no way to pay,
But, Wall Street was closed,
I was totally hosed,
I’d better skip town right away.

Saturday, December 17, 2011

MY MOM HAD A PORCELAIN PIG

My mom had a porcelain pig,
I knocked it on the floor,
When it flew into a million pieces,
Mom through me out the door,

 I then wandered without a home,
My finances were broke,
 I tried to live at the Astrodome,
 The police sent me to the poke,

 I finally found a place to stay,
I was meant all along for jail,
Everyone finds their place someday,
If they cannot raise the bail. ,

Friday, December 16, 2011

I NEED SANTA TO TAKE ME DOWN SOUTH

I'm sitting in the house during a winter storm,
My heats been shut off so I'm not keeping warm,
Oh, Santa bring your sleigh,
And take me far away,
Take me far south where the temperatures are norm.

Thursday, December 15, 2011

WHEN DO PIGS FLY?


Everyone wonders when pigs fly,
I happen to know it’s on the 4th of July,,
They strap on firecrackers that night,
Then, they light them and fly out of sight,
So, pigs fly but no one knows why?
 

SANTA HAD AN EVIL BUSINESSMAN'S'S ID

Santa had an  evil businessman’s id,
Although at Christmas he would keep it well hid,
Santa liked to throw snowballs at elfin workers,
If he felt that they were elfin work shirkers,
So, on ice the elves  tripped him and laughed as he slid.

 

Wednesday, December 14, 2011

THE TWISTED WORM

Know not the twisted worm It lies down underneath, In decay it brings to term, The creature and the leaf, The worm’s kingdom is undiscovered, All dead-fall hides his race, Once gone down no one is recovered, Unless changed within the place, From all the decay the shoots grow tall, Feed by the feces of the worms Perhaps accepting the dreaded fall, Will hasten our next returns.

Saturday, December 10, 2011

DECEMBER FULL MOON

It's a happy afternoon,
Under December's big full moon,
We don't have much of day,
It's too cold to care anyway,
The day grows even shorter soon,
That makes saneness seem a loon,

There is plenty more to do,
Though the year is more than through,
The year is slipping all away,
No reliving any day,
For all those passing we will pray,
Though their memories fade away,

As the year comes to a close,
We count our triumphs and our woes,
Our beginning confidence,
All scarred by barbed and razor fence,
Defeat is what keeps us on our toes,
Next year we may enter and not leave,who knows.

Tuesday, December 6, 2011

HUGH THE MERCEDES

There was a blue Mercedes named Hugh,
He was fast and reliable too,
He worked like a charm,
He kept his owner from harm,
The owner had an attitude that blew.

Hugh was a Mercedes car,
He was driven by a movie star,
When the star drove too fast,
Hugh new his time had past,
Hugh’s parts were sold near and far.