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Saturday, May 27, 2017

HOLIDAY CRISIS

Everyone has left town for a holiday bash,
It's off to the lake for a tan and a splash,
And, the prices I'm told,
Reflect a weekend oversold,
So, there's a crisis of credit and cash,

Wednesday, May 10, 2017

THE FLOWERLESS FLOWER MOON

I woke from sleep to see the Flower Moon,
I pierced through my window like the great sun at noon,
But, I saw no flowers,
Just star bunches and towers,
I'm thinking "weed" would be the moon's name in June.

Thursday, May 4, 2017

I STEADIED MY JIG TO EAT FISH LIKE A PIG

I went fishing out on the waves so big,
I used 10 lbs of sinkers to steady my jig,
And, did I hook a whopper,
A real surface flopper,
Then, that night I ate fish like a pig.


Tuesday, May 2, 2017

THE SHARKS IN GRAND TRAVERSE BAY

There's sharks in Grand Traverse Bay,
Otherwise, it's a nice place to stay,
But, the sharks always attack,
Few swimmers come back,
And, upfront at hotels you must pay.

Monday, May 1, 2017

HAMELET THE DIPSY DIVER SWIMS FAST

Hamlet was a shy dipsy diver bug,
He'd dive if he caught a glimpse of your mug,
He'd swim ten foot away,
Before you could say,
"He must use a performance enhancing drug."