Peppy was a popular picker of antique coins and clothes,
She did not have to see a top pick; she could smell it with her nose,
But, something went really funny,
When Peppy thought she smelled old money,
Because, the smell came from the big toe jams in between her toes.
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Friday, September 29, 2017
Wednesday, September 20, 2017
THE TWIT WHO WRIT THE SKIT
I be the twit who writ the skit,
About the possum who liked to knit,
I thought it had an Emmy's gold glow,
As a series TV show,
Alas, I found no network who liked the bit.
Thursday, September 14, 2017
SAVANNAH TOO SMART
Savannah was just too smart,
She was segregated apart,
She had such a yearn,
To be too stupid to learn,
And to laugh when one throws a lawn jart.
She was segregated apart,
She had such a yearn,
To be too stupid to learn,
And to laugh when one throws a lawn jart.
Labels:
BRAINY FREAKS,
GEEKS,
GREEKS,
LAWN JARTS,
TO BE TOO SMART
Sunday, September 10, 2017
MY SPACE/TIME MACHINE BROKE DOWN LIMERICK
My time/space machine just broke right down,
I spilled my beer and the darn thing shorted queen's royal crown,
It will just not start,
It won’t blink or spit a fart,
I guess I’m stuck in this miserable earthling smelling town.
I spilled my beer and the darn thing shorted queen's royal crown,
It will just not start,
It won’t blink or spit a fart,
I guess I’m stuck in this miserable earthling smelling town.
CLARITY OF MIND
Today I had a "clarity of mind,"
I realized that I was in a real bind,
My taxes were due,
My insurances too,
And, no money could I find.
I realized that I was in a real bind,
My taxes were due,
My insurances too,
And, no money could I find.
Labels:
Bills,
BROKE,
Financial Bind,
HUMOR,
insurance,
LIMERICK,
Personal Finance,
TAXES
Saturday, September 9, 2017
IVAN THE BEAR LIKES FISH
There was a grizzly bear named Ivan,
In the river he'd go a diving,
He'd make a wish,
Dive for a fish,
A fish dinner he was a striving.
In the river he'd go a diving,
He'd make a wish,
Dive for a fish,
A fish dinner he was a striving.
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