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Monday, August 26, 2013

NANCY THE SCORPION LIMERICK

Nancy the scorpion has one nasty bite,
It is because her long tail is wound up very tight,
Her tail has such a sting,
She displays it like bling,
And, she likes to surprise you at night.


Friday, August 23, 2013

HERBIE AND HIS LEAN-TO SHACK

Herbie built a lean-to shack,
To show the world he could come back,
He had lost his home,
To a Wall Street gnome,
After his employer gave him the sack.


Thursday, August 22, 2013

I NEED A RICH GIRLFRIEND

Need rich girlfriend,
I play computer games, drink,
Need money for both.

Monday, August 19, 2013

THE SNEEZE MADE ME CHOOSE BEANS AND NOT PEAS

I went to the market to buy some bulk, dried, green peas,
But, over the bulk-bin the clerk gave a sneeze,
It gave me a chill, 
Watching the white mucus spill,
So, I asked for the red beans if you please.

Wednesday, August 14, 2013

THE CHICKENS IN JEFF'S DRAWERS

Jeff found some chickens in his drawers,
They had ate his marshmallows he had saved for s'mores,
The chickens were hasty,
So, Jeff fried them up tasty,
Then, his after dinner dessert was a Coors.

Sunday, August 11, 2013

REVENGE OF THE WOOD STOVE WIZARD

There once was a wizard who's wood stove burned wood,
When the fire burned brightly the wizard was good,
But, when the wood smoldered and hissed,
The wizard felt dissed,
And, burned down all the woodlands he could.

Thursday, August 8, 2013

THE CHOCOLATE BAR IN THE JAR LIMERICK

Don found in his basement an old greenish jar,
He found within it an unwrapped chocolate bar,
It was bitter and sour,
Don spit it with power,
For it wasn't chocolate but, an old chunk of tar.  

Tuesday, August 6, 2013

THE STEVE LIMERICK

This limerick is about a hiker named Steve,
Up steep, rocky mountains he'd swerve and he'd weave,
Once he got to the top,
He sucked down sodapop,
Then, Steve got sick and gave his soda a heave.