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Saturday, December 30, 2017

POOR PLANNING ON MY NEW YEAR'S EVE

I had poor planning on my New Year's Eve,
Thin ice lost me my sled on Little Lake Steve,
And, deep the motor went humming,
Be there till second coming,
Perhaps insurance will grant me reprieve.



Thursday, December 28, 2017

MERMAID IN A CAN OR PSYCHOLOGY 101

I like tuna fish but, the family will not touch,
I say it's the perfect fish but, they say the fish taste is too much,
So, tuna fish at my house is under a family ban,
But, we all chow down on what I've renamed "Mermaid In A Can." 

Tuesday, December 26, 2017

GEORGE WAITED TO SEE THE NEW YEAR

George waited to see the New Year,
He drank fifty cans of light beer,
To the bathroom he went,
He stayed in there 'till Lent,
So he misssed all the fun and the cheer.

Friday, December 8, 2017

A BAD LIMERICK

I made a limerick up last week,
Its rhymes were solid but rhythms weak,
It wasn’t funny,
Or sad or sunny,
And, its wisdom you would not seek.

Thursday, December 7, 2017

CANNING TOMATOES HAIKU

Canning tomatoes,
Big mess on counter and floor,
Spoiled, belly ache.

Sunday, December 3, 2017

THERE WAS A COLLEGE STUDENT NAMED DRAKE

There was a college student named Drake,
Over and over the same class he'd take,
The first time he got a "C",
The second time a grade "B",
He should get an "A" now for goodness sake.



Saturday, December 2, 2017

THERE WAS A BAND THAT PLAYED TOO LOUD

There was a band that played too loud,
They were really bad but, quite proud,
They could not rap,
Nor rhythm tap,
They could never did draw a big crowd.