George waited to see the New Year,
He drank fifty cans of light beer,
To the bathroom he went,
He stayed in there 'till Lent,
So he misssed all the fun and the cheer.
There was a college student named Drake, Over and over the same class he'd take, The first time he got a "C", The second time a grade "B", He should get an "A" now for goodness sake.
There was a band that played too loud, They were really bad but, quite proud, They could not rap, Nor rhythm tap, They could never did draw a big crowd.