My snow covered shack up on the hill,
Came crashing down upon my still,
It buried my corn, my sugar, my mash,
It even buried two cans of corned beef hash,
All I saved were some pickles; I think they're dill.
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Monday, January 30, 2017
ODE TO MY SNOW COVERED SHACK ON THE HILL
Labels:
Corned Beef Hash,
dill pickles,
Home Cave-in,
HUMOR,
LIMERICK,
PICKLES,
STILL,
Whiskey Ingredients
Thursday, January 26, 2017
THE JOHN VIEN TOOTHPICK LEGEND
Old John Vien cut the timber down,
On his eighty acres,
He floated the logs down the stream,
To find some timber takers,
John Vien hopped among the logs,
With a stick to clear logs that cram,
All went well until the water stopped,
At a beaver's big log jam,
Now, John Vien's timber float,
Was ending as the logs crammed tight,
But, John Vien had on his river boat,
A load of dynamite,
The dynamite blew up the dam real good,
But, the logs were now splinters in the air,
That's how John Vien started his toothpick business,
And became a millionaire.
Labels:
Beaver Dam,
LIMERICKS,
Log Jam,
Timber,
Toothpicks
Wednesday, January 25, 2017
MY LIFE INSURANCE SALESMAN
A zombie came up to my door,
And, sold me life insurance until I was poor,
He put me in my place,
As he chewed on his own face,
So, I got a second job so I could buy more.
My life insurance policy really paid,
To my wife and her boyfriend's accolade,
Now, my life insurance agent, the zombie,
Works for some company named Crombie,
And, his bite got me into the zombie parade.
And, sold me life insurance until I was poor,
He put me in my place,
As he chewed on his own face,
So, I got a second job so I could buy more.
My life insurance policy really paid,
To my wife and her boyfriend's accolade,
Now, my life insurance agent, the zombie,
Works for some company named Crombie,
And, his bite got me into the zombie parade.
Labels:
HUMOR,
LIFE INSURANCE,
Life Insurance Salesman,
LIMERICK,
zombie,
Zombie Parade
Thursday, January 19, 2017
I SMELL A LITTER BOX
I have the laziest cat in my dwelling,
Lately, his litter box has been smelling,
I told my cat to clean it out,
But, he just cracked open another stout,
Then, said that if I didn't clean it out he was telling.
Lately, his litter box has been smelling,
I told my cat to clean it out,
But, he just cracked open another stout,
Then, said that if I didn't clean it out he was telling.
Labels:
HUMOR,
LIMERICK,
litter box,
Pet Cat,
Smelly Home,
Stout Beer
Thursday, January 12, 2017
I HIBERNATE BUT I'D RATHER HEAD SOUTH
As Mr. Winter opened his mouth,
Many tweeters flew to the South,
But, when I felt the cold air,
I was a hibernating bear,
Still, I envy critters that are heading douth.
Many tweeters flew to the South,
But, when I felt the cold air,
I was a hibernating bear,
Still, I envy critters that are heading douth.
Labels:
BEARS,
BIRDS,
Douth,
Hibernation,
HUMOR,
LIMERICK,
Migratory Animals,
South,
WINTER
Tuesday, January 10, 2017
BRAIN PUDDING
I don't mind being called a Hypocrite,
I often say one thing then, do the opposite bit,
Ideas, my mind can't hold,
My brains are pudding I've been told,
But, I'm not the one having a fit.
I often say one thing then, do the opposite bit,
Ideas, my mind can't hold,
My brains are pudding I've been told,
But, I'm not the one having a fit.
Labels:
HUMOR,
Hypocrites,
LIMERICK,
PHILOSOPHY,
Pudding For Brains
Sunday, January 1, 2017
2017 ON THE NEGATIVE HAIKU
Labels:
2017,
Bad Year,
DARK HUMOR,
HAIKU,
predictions
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