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Sunday, October 30, 2016

FINANCIAL MARKETS ARE ALL IN THE TANK

Financial markets are all in the tank,
We have all those fraudsters to thank,
Of course, I'm not too bold,
I sold off and bought gold,
And, burned through all my cash in the bank.

Friday, October 28, 2016

MY FISH WENT FLYING

I put my fish up for sale,
While it was still flopping around in the pail,
But, I didn't get a buyer,
Just one very high flyer,
An eagle stole my fish by the tail,

Sunday, October 23, 2016

HEAD LICE PAIN LIMERICK

The little head lice cause me pain,
The dig into my brain,
Though loud I shout,
They won't come out,
Until they've driven me insane.

Friday, October 21, 2016

GINGERBREAD COOKIES

I love my cookies of sweet gingerbread,
The gingerbread flavor goes right to my head,
Cookies of molasses,
Bloats bellies with gasses,
Yet, gingerbread cookies makes one feel well fed.

Thursday, October 20, 2016

MY LIMERICKS HAVE BEEN BANNED

I wrote a limerick in the beach's pretty sand,
It didn't sound too good cause the limerick was not planned,
Then, the waves from the sea,
Erased the limerick wrote by me,
I guess on the beach my limericks must be banned.

Tuesday, October 18, 2016

THE SPIDER ROYAL RIVALRY

Fly Biter was the spider king,
He knew so cause he had the royal ring,
But, he got caught in a web,
Spun by his big sister Deb,
Now, she claims to be queen with her bling.



Sunday, October 16, 2016

I WENT LOOKING FOR ROADKILL AND BECAME THE GAME

I walked down the highway to get me a thrill,
To find me some roadkill to cook on my grill,
In the far lane I found meat,
But, my quest became incomplete,
When I took a joyride on a Ford pickup's front grill. 

Wednesday, October 12, 2016

GRANDMA'S PORCELAIN RABBIT

My porcelain rabbit went to the floor,
It scattered pieces from the TV to the door,
The rabbit had been in grandma's old bookcase,
But, I think I'll not replace,
I'll use the money to buy a pizza, ...toppings four.

Tuesday, October 11, 2016

THE RHYME OF FOODS WITH GARLIC

All food deserves a garlic dash,
It makes dull food vibrant and brash,
Food with garlic delights my taster,
And, garlic with butter is the ultimate baster,
Garlic makes no food a waster,
Sometimes I use garlic as a tooth-paster,


Wednesday, October 5, 2016

MY ROSES WERE NOT SO TOUGH

Although they survived the summer covered with blight,
I'm afraid all my roses got frozen last night,
I was so sure they were tough,
And, would survive the weather when rough,
 But, my roses gave up to the cold with no fight.


Tuesday, October 4, 2016

THE LIMERICK OF THE NASTY TWEETER

When Ron reads tweets about him he gets really mad,
Because, the tweeters who tweet about him tweet him really bad,
But, Ron tweets tweets all the day,
And, has nasty things to say,
If Ron would stop tweeting so much I'd be glad.

Sunday, October 2, 2016

TOTAL MICHIGAN SEASONS : 2.1

In Michigan you don't get much fall,
Fall is hardly a season at all,
Fall is just a small splinter,
Between summer and winter,
And, the spring season we don't get at all.

Saturday, October 1, 2016

TOAST TOPPINGS

I put some bacon on my toast,
With a banana and hunk of roast,
And, a chunk of cheese,
Then, ice cream to please,
Topped with cherries which I love the most.