I shot my slingshot straight up into the air,
My shot went way, way, way, way, way, way up there,
The shot fell from up there so far,
Through the windshield of my car,
Now, my slingshot has brought me despair.
I went and planted a strawberry jar, Full of strawberry plants, But, when the strawberries were sweet plump and ripe, I found the strawberries all full of red ants, My strawberry jar was a real disappoint, And, so were my strawberry plants, Now, the ants are running amok in my joint, And, they bite me neath the cuffs of my pants.