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Wednesday, February 29, 2012

TODAY WE ALL TAKE A LEAP

Today is the day we all take a leap,
We have to when the snow is knee deep,
Leap years make winters so long,
Adding a winter day is just wrong,
All I can say is Bleep!, Bleep!, Bleep!, Bleep!!!

Tuesday, February 28, 2012

TOMORROW IS A LEAP YEAR DAY

Tomorrow is a Leap Year day,
Where I leap I cannot say,
Maybe in my apartment I will stay,
It’s supposed to snow almost until May.

Sunday, February 26, 2012

SANDY WAS A SICK DRUNKEN GIRL WHO DONE WELL

There once was a bad girl named Sandy,
She liked to mix her beer, scotch and brandy,
But, she was always a  sicky,
All the boys  thought she was icky,
She was thin so she married an old billionaire named Andy.

Thursday, February 23, 2012

SOME PEOPLE ARE BORN NOT TO TWITTER

Some people are not born to twitter,
Because their thoughts are always bitter,
And, to no ones surprise,
Many who twitter tell lies,
Like the ecology ones who leave litter.

THE MONSTER RAT LIMERICK 2

A monster rat grabbed on my knee,
I had to struggle to get free,
He ate all my cheese,
He's loaded with fleas,
I wish the rat would let me be.

Tuesday, February 21, 2012

THE SINGING WEASEL

There was a weasel named Willie Hark,
He couldn't weasel but, sang like a lark,
He wouldn't hunt prey,
He would croon all day,
His pantry then looked really stark.

Thursday, February 16, 2012

THERE WAS A MAN NAMED HOWARD HEARD

There was a bad man named Howard Heard,
A witch turned him into parrot Bird,
 He ate bird seed all day,
Then at night he would say,
I'm a parrot who can speak any word.

Tuesday, February 14, 2012

I WISH MY VALENTINE WOULD STAY HOME AND SNOOZE

On Valentines Day I’m singing the blues,
For my valentine drank way too much booze,
She is running down the street,
It’s like a last year repeat,
I wish she’d stay home and just snooze.

Monday, February 13, 2012

MY VALENTINE WRECKED MY CAR

My valentine wrecked my new car,
That will cost her, her candy and star,
So, the candy is for me,
Her star I’ll let be,
As long as she buys my drinks at the bar.

Sunday, February 12, 2012

WAYLAND THE ELF KING IN DETROIT

Wayland the Smith was the king of all elves,
He worked in Detroit making pistons and valves,
He got tired one day,
From his hard work at low pay,
So, he led his ilk to make cars for themselves.

Saturday, February 11, 2012

MY CHEATIE, SWEETIE IS TWEETIE

I thought you were my valentine, sweetie,
But, I guess you’ve been lately real cheatie,
Last week it was Frank,
Yesterday it was Hank,
All the internet knows cause you’re tweetie.





Wednesday, February 8, 2012

BASIL LOVED BURGANDY

Basil really loved Burgundy,
That is the wine and not the color,
But, for his birthday he got a can of paint,
It wasn’t even burgundy but kind of a yellar.

Tuesday, February 7, 2012

NEW MOON FEBRUARY 2012 LIMERICK

The new moon in February 2012,
Tells the psychics to put the month on the shelve,
It may be a great year,
But, February’s days are not dear,
These days should be flushed through the septic tank valve.









Sunday, February 5, 2012

MY PA, STEP MA AND MY FAMILY ROOTS

My pa’s name was Old Clyde Foots,
His third wife Karen was quite the toots,
They had an all male litter of nine,
This to me was just fine,
For even half brothers still have family roots.

WHEN I SEE THE HURRICANE

When I see the hurricane,
I run away, I flee,
I do not like the hurricane,
Because drowning is not for me,

There are those who watch in awe,
The gales, the lightning, the rain,
But, I just fear being blown out to sea,
By the nasty hurricane,

So, call me a coward as I run away,
And though  your words cause me some pain,
I know that  I'll be around another day,
To run away  from  another hurricane.



THERE WERE TWO BAR MAIDS NAMED CHRISTINA

There were two bar maids named Christina,
When not serving drinks they played the concertina,
But, their music was so sad,
When finished playing everyone was glad,
For their intonation were like a wounded hyena,  

 

Friday, February 3, 2012

TURTLE SOUP SUBSTITUTE

I could not find a turtle for my turtle soup,
So, I went out to see what crawled on my front stoop,
I found a green lizard,
A snake with a gizzard,
And, four bugs with antennae that hoop.



Thursday, February 2, 2012

GROUND HOG OR DOG DAY? LIMERICK

I could not find a ground hog,
So, I disguised up my dog,
But, the people from around,
Recognized my old hound,
Groundhogs Day went over like a log.

Wednesday, February 1, 2012

THE FIRST OF FEBRUARY BRINGS A NEW SEASON

The first of February brings a new season,
I say this without any rhyme or real reason,
The wind is cold when it blows,
Full of ice and heavy snows,
The big bad weather makes me feel like a meson.