My friend Carey gave me some vegan nacho tomato paste, She made it from scrapings from her yard, garden waste, I don't know what her yard, garden grows, But, it ran out my nose, And, left me with a rotten veggie, bitter fungal yard taste.
If you fight with two or more gorillas, They'll each have 500 pounds over chinchillas, Their bods are hard as a rock, And, they will clean your clock, Then, you'll take a dirt nap at one of the worm farming villas.
George had a collection of cigarette signed butts, Only from the those deemed famous, infamous or nuts, He had mud wrestlers and drag queens, Those smoked by stars on silent screens, The oldest ones were said to be king Tut's.
I went out digging truffles underneath a big pine tree, I don't know what a truffle is so I picked what I could see, I found a bug, a can and snake, A bottle cap and partial rake, I wonder which one of my items a pricey truffle be.
There is a nasty boogieman who lives under my bed, He likes to chew on my old shoes and bop me in the head, I know he is a stinker, But, he's friends with my cat Tinker, So, to keep peace I keep my complaints unsaid.