It's Friday the Thirteenth and I can't win,
I'm being visited by a houseful of kin,
They devoured all my steaks,
Leaving me to eat just pancakes,
And, they drank all of my beer, wine, bourbon and gin.
Blogger ID
Translate
Search This Blog
Wednesday, June 28, 2017
Monday, June 26, 2017
NO PAY NO STAY
Your rent you must always pay,
If you don‘t you‘ll be forced away,
Like my parents would always say,
“Remember son, no pay no stay.”
If you don‘t you‘ll be forced away,
Like my parents would always say,
“Remember son, no pay no stay.”
Labels:
PARENTS,
RENT POEM,
RENT SATIRE,
THE RENT
Sunday, June 25, 2017
JASON WAS THE LIMERICK KING
Jason was the limerick king,
He could rhyme about anything,
He was good with the rhyme,
But his time was a crime,
So he never had any bling.
JASON TRIED TO WRITE MUSIC VERSE
Jason tried to write music verse,
But, each revision sounded worse,
His love unrequited,
Got no one excited,
He became a registered nurse.
He could rhyme about anything,
He was good with the rhyme,
But his time was a crime,
So he never had any bling.
JASON TRIED TO WRITE MUSIC VERSE
Jason tried to write music verse,
But, each revision sounded worse,
His love unrequited,
Got no one excited,
He became a registered nurse.
Saturday, June 24, 2017
HAROLD THE THESPIAN
Harold was a thespian,
He wrote the thespian news,
In order to right something that sounded good,
Harold really hit the hard booze,
So many actors were really bad,
Harold could not hide his humor,
They gave so much that it was sad,
That their acting was a cancer tumor,
Their timing was way off,
Their sincerity was not true,
They sounded best when someone would cough,
They were terrible and all but, they knew.
He wrote the thespian news,
In order to right something that sounded good,
Harold really hit the hard booze,
So many actors were really bad,
Harold could not hide his humor,
They gave so much that it was sad,
That their acting was a cancer tumor,
Their timing was way off,
Their sincerity was not true,
They sounded best when someone would cough,
They were terrible and all but, they knew.
Friday, June 23, 2017
LIONS NEED ME
Woods, full of lions,
Stalking, drooling, pining me,
Feelings, needed, me.
Stalking, drooling, pining me,
Feelings, needed, me.
Wednesday, June 14, 2017
THE YELLOWED COWBOY HAT OF TEXAS
I decided to go to the Western Bar,
I walked because it was not too far,
My white cowboy hat had yellowed,
So, passersby bellowed,
My western look wasn't quite par.
I walked because it was not too far,
My white cowboy hat had yellowed,
So, passersby bellowed,
My western look wasn't quite par.
Labels:
dress,
heckled by drivers,
HUMOR,
LIMERICK,
western bar,
white cowboy hat
Sunday, June 4, 2017
HOT APPS AND MY BANJO CAN'T PLAY
My fingers got blown off today,
Now, my banjo I clearly can't play,
I blame my cell phone,
Which was explosion prone,
Because, of hot apps downloaded in May.
Now, my banjo I clearly can't play,
I blame my cell phone,
Which was explosion prone,
Because, of hot apps downloaded in May.
Labels:
Apps,
cell phone,
Cell Phone Applications,
Cell Phone Dangers,
Hot Apps,
HUMOR,
LIMERICK,
UKULELE
Saturday, June 3, 2017
HEADLESS BODIES AND SHARKS IN GRAND TRAVERSE BAY
In Grand Traverse Bay there are sharks who will bite,
So, onto your arms and your legs hold on tight,
And, best guard your head,
If sharks eat that you're dead,
And, headless bodies fill tourists with fright.
So, onto your arms and your legs hold on tight,
And, best guard your head,
If sharks eat that you're dead,
And, headless bodies fill tourists with fright.
Labels:
GRAND TRAVERSE BAY,
HUMOR,
limerkc,
MICHIGAN,
midwest sharks,
shark attacks,
sharks,
sharks in lake michigan,
tourism
Friday, June 2, 2017
I GOT A CRICKET
I got a cricket beneath my old bed,
I got it's chirping in my throbbing head,
So, I took a look,
To smack him with a book,
Out the window the cricket done fled.
I got it's chirping in my throbbing head,
So, I took a look,
To smack him with a book,
Out the window the cricket done fled.
Labels:
cricket chirping,
cricket hunting,
HUMOR,
LIMERICK
Subscribe to:
Posts (Atom)