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Friday, July 23, 2010

MY BANKER OWNS A SNOT MACHINE

When I go to see my banker,
He is snoty never mean,
That's because my banker owns,
A delux snot machine,

He tells me that my account is low,
And, I do not save a lot,
He tells me if I'd save some more,
He'd give me some free snot,

I told him to keep my money,
If, he would bother me no more,
Life is just so very short,
Snot's not worth living for.

Monday, July 19, 2010

BIRDIE BRONSON THE PHEASANT

Birdie Bronson was a pet pheasant,
She lived on a farm near Mt. Pleasant,
She spotted a worm,
He started to squirm,
This was like saying that food was present.

Birdie Bronson the pheasant loved her bugs,
Though, she never gave them kisses and hugs,
She bit them in two,
So she could chew,
Eating them by the bushels and lugs.

Wednesday, July 14, 2010

GROVER AND MR. TURKEY

There was a chicken named Grover,
Who yearned for the end of October,
Because Mr. Turkey,
Was a real turkey Jerky,
Yet, in November his time would be over.

Monday, July 12, 2010

PHIL TOLD HIS GRANDMA THAT HE LIKED TO BLOG

Phil told his grandma that he liked to blog,
She gave him wood shoes to dance the clog,
When Phil scratched-up the floor,
His mom said no more,
Now the shoes are a play toy for the dog.