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Tuesday, August 29, 2017

BUNNY BLUE WAS MY FAVORITE BOOK

Bunny Blue was my favorite book,
My mom would read it in the window nook,
And, every single word,
I memorized as I heard,
With each page where my eyes took a look.

Wednesday, August 23, 2017

MY CRITIQUE OF DINERS

I read all the silly little signs,
At the places where I dines,
I also notice the sticky tables,
And, the toilet monsters born from fables,
But, all ends well with beers and wines. 

Monday, August 21, 2017

THE ONLINE CREEPY CRAWLERS

Everywhere online I go,

The creepy crawlers think they know,

My wants good and bad,

They target with ad,

To get a click to make some dough.


Friday, August 18, 2017

TEQUILA AND THE ECLIPSE

I went up the hill to watch the eclipse,
The walk was really hard on my hips,
And, Old Sol was unkind,
For my stares made me blind,
Or, was it the tequila that passed over my lips.

Saturday, August 12, 2017

TOO LATE FOR THE TIN TOY SOLDIERS

My tin soldiers were all covered in crust,
I had left them outside for years to just rust,
I cleaned them one day,
And, the rust crust went away,
As my tin soldiers all crumbled to dust. 

MY GIRLFRIEND PICKS HER NOSE HAIKU

Girlfriend picks her nose,
Not happy with what I see,
She has job, ignore.

Friday, August 11, 2017

PAPA CRAIG MITCHELL MIXED HIS COFFEE AND TEA

Papa Craig Mitchell mixed his coffee and tea,
He added milk, sugar and, honey made by a bee,
Many thought he was insane,
Some disease of the brain,
But, Papa Craig Mitchell still lives at age 93.

Saturday, August 5, 2017

MY BANKER TOLD ME TO BUY REAL ESTATE LIMERICK

My banker told me to buy real estate,
I lost my shirt by the closing date,
My broker said buy stocks,
Then, stocks hit the rocks,
I guess being broke is just my fate.

Friday, August 4, 2017

A WORLD FULL OF PEOPLE

I went to the store but, the lot was filled up,
So, I went to a restaurant to get me some sup,
Now, I had no place at a table,
No one leaving, the place was stable,
So, I went home and had noodles in a cup.