My roommate lives on the dole,
He never sweeps the floor,
He never cleans the toilet bowl,
Or, flushes anymore,
My roommate lives just day to day,
He never has a job,
The rent he'll never help to pay,
He is just a big fat slob,
My roommate is just not all there,
He'll never get a gig,
What people think he does not care,
My roommate is a pig,
Don't find roommates on the Internet,
You'll be real sorry if you do,
Online roommates will make you upset,
The day they move in you will rue.
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Thursday, March 30, 2017
MY ROOMMATE IS A PIG POEM
Labels:
Housemates,
MY ROOMMATE IS A PIG,
Online,
poem,
POETRY,
ROOMMATE SATIRE
MY SPACESHIP DIDN'T MAKE AND NEITHER DID I
My spaceship didn't get into outer space,
Instead, it crashed upon it's face,
I would have cried,
But, of course I died,
In the angel's choir I sing base.
Monday, March 13, 2017
THE TENOR PIG THAT MADE IT BIG
I gave my pig a real fair choice,
Become a ham or use his voice,
His tenor voice was brilliant,
Really opera resilient,
Now, his ride is a custom Rolls Royce.
Become a ham or use his voice,
His tenor voice was brilliant,
Really opera resilient,
Now, his ride is a custom Rolls Royce.
Labels:
HAM,
HUMOR SATIRE,
LIMERICK,
pig,
rolls royce,
tenor,
voice
Friday, March 10, 2017
MY SALMON FISHING DAY
Salmon fishing, cold,
Leaky waders, wet socks, POW!!!
Run over, boat, OUCH!!!
Leaky waders, wet socks, POW!!!
Run over, boat, OUCH!!!
Labels:
boating accidents,
boats,
DARK HUMOR,
HAIKU,
irony,
salmon fishing,
waders
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