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Thursday, March 30, 2017

MY SPACESHIP DIDN'T MAKE AND NEITHER DID I

My spaceship didn't get into outer space,
Instead, it crashed upon it's face,
I would have cried,
But, of course I died,
In the angel's choir I sing base.

Friday, March 17, 2017

A LEPRECHAUN RODE HIS GOOSE TO TOWN

A leprechaun rode his goose to town,
His goose to town,
His goose to town,
A Leprechaun rode his goose to town,
To the leprechaun party,

A leprechaun rode his bunny to town,
His bunny to town,
His bunny to town,
A leprechaun rode his bunny to town,
To the leprechaun party,

A leprechaun rode his turkey to town, 
His turkey to town,
His turkey to town,
A leprechaun rode his turkey to town,
To the leprechaun party,

A leprechaun rode his hamster to town,
His hamster to town,
His hamster to town,
A leprechaun rode his hamster to town,
To the leprechaun party,

A leprechaun rode his lamb to town,
His lamb to town,
His lamb to town,
A leprechaun rode his lamb to town,
To the leprechaun party,

A leprechaun rode his tuna to town,
His tuna to town,
His tuna to town,
A leprechaun rode his tuna to town,
To the leprechaun party,

A leprechaun rode his chicken to town,
His chicken to town,
His chicken to town,
A leprechaun rode his chicken to town,
To the leprechaun party,
 
A leprechaun rode his goat to town,
His goat to town,
His goat to town,
A leprechaun rode his goat to town,
To the leprechaun party,

A leprechaun rode his turtle to town,
His turtle to town,
His turtle to town,
A leprechaun rode his turtle to town,
To the leprechaun party,

A leprechaun rode his chipmunk to town,
His chipmunk to town,
His chipmunk to town,
A leprechaun rode his chipmunk to town,
To the leprechaun party,

A leprechaun rode his gopher to town,
His gopher to town,
His gopher to town,
A leprechaun rode his gopher to town,
To the leprechaun party,

A leprechaun rode his parrot to town,
His parrot to town,
His parrot to town,
A leprechaun rode his parrot to town,
To the leprechaun party,

A leprechaun rode his black bear to town,
His black bear to town,
His black bear to town,
A leprechaun rode hs black bear to town,
And, the bear ate everyone at the party.

Wednesday, March 15, 2017

THE ROAD BUMP HAIKU

Road bump, Muffler gone,
Loud noise, lights, police, ticket,
Expensive fix, broke.

Tuesday, March 14, 2017

THE CURSE OF SPIDERS

In my trailer by the bay,
The menacing spiders won't go away,
The spiders bit upon my lip,
Upon my fingers, belly, hip,
The curse of spiders and I obey.


Monday, March 13, 2017

THE TENOR PIG THAT MADE IT BIG

I gave my pig a real fair choice,
Become a ham or use his voice,
His tenor voice was brilliant,
Really opera resilient,
Now, his ride is a custom Rolls Royce. 

Sunday, March 12, 2017

BENNY BUILT A TIME MACHINE





Benny built a time machine,

But, he benefited not,

For when he went back to change the past,

The future he forgot.
 

Saturday, March 11, 2017

I POEMED THE ZOMBIES

In the streets the zombies roamed, 
Their mouths were drooling while nostrils foamed,
But, I valued my hide,
So, I stayed in side,
And, the zombie saga I poemed.

THE FLYING FISH IN THE EYE LIMERICK

A flying fish stabbed me deep in my eye,
Of course it made me wail and then cry,
The many tears were ill spent,
For fish loved saltwater scent,
So, into my face many fishes did fly.

Friday, March 10, 2017

MY SALMON FISHING DAY

Salmon fishing, cold,
Leaky waders, wet socks, POW!!!
Run over, boat, OUCH!!!

Wednesday, March 8, 2017

DAISIES ON THE BARN WALLS

Bob painted daisies on his barn walls one day,
To calm down his horses as they ate their hay,
Then, in one awful haste,
The horses just had to taste,
And, the barn walls and the daisies went away.

Wednesday, March 1, 2017

JIMMY'S NEW HEART-VALVE

Jimmy's heart-valve did not click,
So, it made him very sick,
Too young to depart,
Jimmy chose a new part,
Now, a pig-valve helps Jimmy's ticker tick.