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Thursday, May 30, 2019

COUSIN FARMER

He feeds them beans,
And, turnip greens,
Although my cousin is just a farmer,

Among the ladies he's quite a charmer,
Until roasting farm animal spleens.

Friday, May 10, 2019

IT SLIPS AND FALLS ON MY TOES

When I pick a hammer up, it immediately slips and falls on my toes,
Then I'm hopping on one foot in that one foot hopping pose,
The intense pain causes me mental disorder,
As I hop along the sane/insane border,
Thinking a hand tool is one of my foes.

Wednesday, May 8, 2019

MOTHER'S DAY WITHOUT A MOM

Quoting poets or a special psalm,
I can't find words for my precious mom,
Although, she's been gone more than a year,
On Mother's Day, I shed the tear,
 And, through it saw her standing near.