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Tuesday, December 31, 2013

MY KITTY CAT

My kitty cat is a nasty yellow cur,
At me he hisses but with others he’ll purr,
He really hates the hand that feeds,
He scratches me for fulfilling his needs,
I hope he chokes on his ball of yellow fur.

Friday, December 27, 2013

WHAT SANTA DOES WHILE UNEMPLOYED

When Santa sits around unemployed,
He stares off into the void,
Soon lickety-split,
He jumps up, he can’t sit,
He must design a toy doggie droid.



Thursday, December 26, 2013

IT'S THE DAY AFTER CHRISTMAS

It's the day after Christmas and what is my wish,
But, to cut open a can of some flaked tuna fish,
After a big Christmas dinner,
Tuna fish is a winner,
Just stick a fork in the can and then swish.

Sunday, December 22, 2013

THE NUTS, THE GUTS AND THE CUTS LIMERICK

Jim roasted a bag of chestnuts,
He cracked them open to get to the guts, 
It didn't hurt Jim's pride,
If no guts were inside,
But, his fingers got chestnut shell cuts.