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Tuesday, October 15, 2024

DESTINATION SEATTLE

Yesterday, I rode upon the air in a big, old airplane,
A Seattle destination, was my one goal, to obtain,
The dang, old plane hit some torque,
We diverted to New York,
I felt anger and confusion, and it exploded my brain.


Monday, October 14, 2024

SCREAM PARK

In the small town of Mancelona, there was a dream,
To build a family fun park with an outdoor theme,
The theme chosen was bears,
But it gave all the kids, scares,
Instead of a fun park, it was the park of the scream.

TIGER, TIGER, FATTY MEAT

I dream all day long of pickled pigs feet,
It's the only food for super I'll eat,
I chew on the thick pig fat,
Thinking I'm one tiger cat,
Gnawing from the bones the fat and the meat.

Sunday, October 13, 2024

PODCASTING DULL

Alden did a Tuesday podcast on making a nice, lemon tea,
He thought he would get a million watchers, but all he got was me,
I had to scoff,
I turned it off,
In comments, I said to make better tea, add honey from a bee.

DAY OF THE FARM

After the farm hay, I put away,🚜🌄
An October rainbow made my day,🌈
I picked my pumpkin patch,🎃
It was a record batch,💲
Some bugs ate my beans, I'll make them pay.🐛🐜😡

Saturday, October 12, 2024

THE GROCERY CART IN THE VELVET SKY

I painted a picture on velvet, and I call it art,
It's a painting of the constellation called "Grocery Cart",
Everyone can see,
It's a stellar mystery,
For the stars in the constellation are galaxies apart.

SAMMY SEE SAW VICTORY

There was a politician, and his name was Sammy See,
He stated he'd do anything to get my vote from me,
I said I wanted pickles in a jar,
Left on the back seat of my car,
I got my jarred pickles, and Sammy won his victory.

MARY HAD TWO PAIRS OF SOCKS

Mary had just two pairs of socks, she bleached them white as snow,
Everywhere that Mary went, one pair was sure to go,
Mary bloodied up her best pair of socks,
When she tripped over a pile of rocks,
A permanent stain; Mary bought a new pair with her doe.



Friday, October 11, 2024

DENNY FELL DOWN FROM A COCONUT TREE

Big Denny fell down out of a coconut tree,
Then got buried by tree nuts, and stung by a bee,
Some runny coconut milk,
Stained Denny's  shirt, made of silk,
The bee stung Denny's eyeballs, now Denny can't see.



TED TAMED THE SHREW

My doggy ate my goldfish, and my doggy at a little shrew,
My doggy ate my new tennis shoes, because that's what doggies do?
My doggy is named Ted,
He's not right in the head,
He ripped up daddy's favorite chair, and peed on my mommy's bed.

THE WEEPING AND THE SAW

There is a tree called weeping willow, and one was weeping in the street,
It weeped upon my brand new shoes, and got wet my stockings and my feet,
I went and got my grandpa,
We came back with a chainsaw,
Grandpa cut the willow up, and gave termites a home, with lots to eat.


Thursday, October 10, 2024

SIX WOODEN PEARS (A Michigan Adventure Story)

I went to a flea market in Saginaw Michigan, to buy me some wooden pears,
They had wooden pears in all colors and sizes, sorted in baskets on folding chairs,
I bought extra large pears; two green and four yellow,
I paid a pleasant man; he was a good fellow,
I took my six pears back home to Flint Michigan, but I do not think anyone cares.




GOLDFISH RHONDA ADVENTURES

Goldfish Rhonda, walked on her tale, out of the sea,
She brought me gold, so I could wear bling and watch tv,
I made buttered popcorn,
She hung around till morn,
Then Goldfish Rhonda, took a cab to Manistee.

Wednesday, October 9, 2024

Now That I've Got Locked In, I Can Smell My Din, Din

My term paper is due and I must get locked in,
If I don't get locked in my grade is in the bin,
My caffeine coffee is strong,
Like my chocolate Ding Dong,
If I get locked in now, I'll be done by din, din.

THE AIR SHOW DRAGON

My pet red dragon Frederick, has four wings,
They are great for doing acrobatic things,
He can swirl in a turn,
With a fire breathing burn,
Then at the end of his big air show, he sings.


Tuesday, October 8, 2024

WHY I WAS TENTED BY THE ER

I ate way too much, so I thought it caused me to be sick,
Then I remembered, I swallowed a pointy, thin toothpick,
To the ER I was sent,
Stayed in an oxygen tent,
I found a tv remote for my fingers to click.

SCHOOL FLUNKED, PENSION PUNKED

I failed all my finals and flunked out of college school,
I went to work for my uncle, who does dye and tool,
In my 40th year,
Claimed my pension, oh dear,
Seems my uncle had spent it on parties and a pool.

Monday, October 7, 2024

SELLING THE DILLED ON THE HILLED

I was gonna do up some sour pickles that are dilled,
I was gonna sell um, up by the highway, where it's hilled,
Then I found my dill was full of worms,
With that, I finally come to terms,
I still used the dill, and the quality, each sale confirms.



TED MEWING HIS JAW

Down in the new shopping mall,Ted was mewing on display,
Showing off his big jaw bone size, throughout the live long  day,
Before Ted headed home,
His mewing lips spewed foam,
Afterwards when people saw Ted, they fled quickly away.

Sunday, October 6, 2024

AI CLOWN KITE HAS MOVES

My kite has captured the eyes of the town,
My kite has the face of a circus clown,
My kite is controlled by AI,
It twists and turns sharp on the fly,
It dives to crash, then turns sharp up, from down.

MY PARTY, THE ENEMY AND I FLEE

In a small cave I threw a nice party,
Then shows up, my worst enemy, Marty,
Marty drinks our mixed juice,
Then mean Marty lets loose,
Driving us from the cave with his farty.

Friday, October 4, 2024

THE POTATO SUPER EIGHT

There were once eight garden heroes, called The Potato Super Eight,
They protected the vegetable garden, and they were first rate,
They chased off the worms and bugs,
The raccoons, gophers and slugs,
They were eight handsome, perfect spuds, all the green beans wanted to date.

BLUE JAY OLYMPIANS.

Several blue jays set on my laundry line and made a swing,
They swung one at a time like it was a competitive thing,
Each swung high for a while,
Then competed on style,
For a participation award; a worm from the leaf pile.

Thursday, October 3, 2024

MEALING WITH TOM

Tom's black eyed peas tasted delicious with butter and salt,
Tom ate too much, so he puked, which caused his eating to halt,
Tom then gulped some tangy drink,
It was lemonade, made pink,
Tom thought through deserts he knew, and picked a chocolate malt.


THE BOUNTY BAIL BLUES

The bounty hunter caught me, he was hot on my trail,
He told me that I must pay the bill on my huge bail,
As robber of my hood,
I will pay, as I should,
When my debt is being paid, that means I'm in a jail.

I HAVE NO RENT HOUSING

Nitty Gritty had no pity,
He owned the slums in the city,
The rent was high,
I said bye, bye,
My new box is itty, bitty.

Wednesday, October 2, 2024

THE MEME OF FEAR

I lived during the great, strange time of the memes,
Some were silly and funny, others caused screams,
But I am not going there,
I fear the meme of the bear,
With his knife like claws, cutting open my seams. 

Monday, September 30, 2024

MYSTIC MERKEL PREDICTS TRUE

Psychic Mystic Merkel tells the true
About the future of me and you,
Your mom and dad, 
They hate me bad,
If we breakup, it'll be a boohoo.😭😭

MELON, MEAT AND CORN

I had a watermelon, and I cut the melon into three,
One piece for my dog Lindsey, and the other two pieces, for me,
Then I ate a spiral ham,
My dog Lindsey, just got spam,
Then I shared my last can of corn, and Lindsey was tail-wag happy.


Sunday, September 29, 2024

BEARDED IRIS IN THE SNOW

I spied a bearded iris in a sea of white snow,
I couldn't imagine what made that lovely iris grow,
The cold made me sneeze, hack and cough,
It should have killed the iris off,
Then a fawn stoped and ate it, watched over by a doe.

THE WRINKLED CARROT IN A JAR

Today I found a wrinkled carrot, sealed tight in a glass mason jar,
It got really dry and spongy, sitting in the backseat of my car,
Where did that dried carrot grow?
In my garden, I think so,
I'll use it as a conversation piece, on display in my wet bar.


I SHOULD HAVE WENT HOME WITH THE TENT

I went tenting, but I lost my warm cozy tent,
A tornado grabbed it, then back home it was sent,
Black rain clouds became my ceiling,
Electric bolts, I was feeling,
I'd be at a motel, but I cannot pay rent. 




THE BOY WITH THE BROKEN THING

Young Jim Flip Joy LaRoy,
Loved his new airplane toy,
He took it to school,
Kids broke it, so cruel,
Jim had tears to deploy.


THE WEREWOLF AND THE BACK BACON

I walked into the butcher shop, and found a dire werewolf, lurking the store,
He had eaten all the butchers and clerks, and the old guy who sweep/mops the floor,
I asked the creature if it was taken?
I meant the last three pounds of back bacon?
The werewolf just looked and growled at me, as I removed the bacon out the door.



Saturday, September 28, 2024

MY SOCIAL COMMUNITY IS THE DOUGHNUT BAR: BELLY-UP

Because I leave my accounts, so unattended,
On most social media, I've been unfriended,
I deleted all the posts,
My fans hate the most,
For soc now, it's the doughnut bar, where I'm mended.


I LOVE MY SALTY AND FATTY MEATS

My pacemaker picked up the heart pace,
So I stayed part of the human race,
I could no longer eat,
Tasty, fatty, salt meat,
And that was a boot kick in the face.

Friday, September 27, 2024

INVASION OF THE NOSE COOTIES

Jimmy was invaded by cooties; they ran up his big nose,
Some cooties dripped out in ice-snot, when the temperatures froze,
Jimmy said a little later,
He was a nose cootie hater,
That was after the doc flushed the nose cooties, out with a hose.

VALUE OF LIFE

All the little humans they learn, learn, learn,
That makes their little brain cells churn, churn, churn,
Then they work for others who are stern, stern, stern,
When they die they get to burn, burn, burn,
Then they're all in ashes, and someone sticks them in an urn.

THE IN-LAWS AND MOBY DICK

My awful in-laws have eaten all the worms in my pail,
I needed the worms to go fishing, to catch me a whale,
It just is not funny,
Those worms cost me money,
And in under three minutes, the fishing boat will set sail.




Thursday, September 26, 2024

NUT EXCITEMENT

I just picked a little tiny, brown nut,
From a tree growing over my shack-hut,
Oh, Glory bee,
The nut was free,
The excitement ended my daily rut.

NEIGHBORS CAME TO DINNER

My pot of stew fell off the counter, and spread all sloppy across the floor,
Then an invading army of cockroaches, came in under the front door,
Sweep, Sweep, zoom, zoom,
I used the broom,
I could not stop the cockroaches, because they kept on coming, more, more, more.



Wednesday, September 25, 2024

JOINT COLLABORATIONS WITH CAESAR

I knew this guy named Caesar, and he YouTubed making pizza pie,
I joined him for a joint collab; my food was a greasy French fry,
The pizza turned out good,
My French fry chewed like wood,
We've started our next joint collab; cutting onions without a cry.


Tuesday, September 24, 2024

I PITIED MY MEAL.TO THE FREEZER

I felt great pity for the salmon I caught from the sea,
I cried when his sad eyes were begging to send him home, free,
I scraped off his scales, 
Pulled out his entrails,
I made fillets for the freezer, for my mama and me.

STONE STEW, MY BLUE

The stew I ate was full of stones and dirt,
The stew caused me a real awful, bad hurt,
I cracked a dear tooth,
I had since my youth,
And broke my jaw, which I had since my birth.



Monday, September 23, 2024

MEAN JIMMY AND THE HACKEY SACK

Darren had a hackey sack, that he kicked around all day,
Then along came Jimmy, who kicked the hackey sack away,
Because of Jimmy's bad,
Darren big eyes went sad,
Jimmy went and retrieved the sack, and bag toss they did play.


Sunday, September 22, 2024

DRAGON DREAMS AND SCREAMS

The big, bad dragon really screamed, the big, bad dragon really roared,
After Sammy bled it dry, with a little, pretend sword,
Then Sammy got stung,
By hot dragon tongue, 
Sammy took a nap, because dragon play had made him bored.



MY COUSINS CAME TO.VISIT, FROM CANADA

My Canadian cousins came to visit, and I think they ate my cats,
They are two freckled, 8 year old, red haired girls, and also little brats,
They would have ate my dogs,
But they craved my pollywogs, 
When I visit them in Vancouver, maybe their gerbils will become hats.


THE GREAT ANN ARBOR DRAGON

The great Ann Arbor Dragon turned himself into stone,
For he ate sixty tons of pure, crunchy human bone,
What's acceptable to eat,
Is only the human meat,
The skeleton we use to make a nice candle scone.

Saturday, September 21, 2024

BLUE RIBBON TURNUP

The vegetable farm held a turnip contest, once per day,
The heaviest one got a ribbon, and put out on display,
The very heaviest ones,
Were full of worms; sons-of-guns,
The farmer never did care, "they had protein", he'd always say.


Friday, September 20, 2024

WHY I WEAR MY BLINGS

Some people push a theory that the universe is made of strings,
I completely disagree, the verse is made of just pretty things,
It's made of kitty cats,
And puppies that wear hats,
Of course, it's made of golden jewelry, that's why I wear my blings.

FEEDING PETS PETS

Someone ate my pet mosquito,
I think it was my frog named Tito,
My snake, Mr. Sam Nickels,
Ate my rat, Maurice Pickles,
I guess everyone is on a diet called Keto.


DRAGONS UNHEALTHY

Dragons will eat nothing but fatty, red meat,
Their fat clogged arteries won't let their hearts beat,
 The dragons are always joking,
They'll never give up their smoking,
The same old story at every wake greet.

Thursday, September 19, 2024

BEETLE AND THE J

I had a pet beetle, but he ran quickly away
He was caught and eaten by an old frazzled blue jay,
At the end of his beak,
The blue jay had a leak,
The guts of my beetle, dripped out of the  jay that day.

Wednesday, September 18, 2024

YOUNG DRAGON GRIDDLES

There is a fairly young dragon, who lives down by the big lake,
He lives in a cave made of clam shells, from his picnic clam bake,
Since nice, warm summer weather did pass,
Young dragon hooked his stove up to gas,
And fired up his griddle to fry a dragon sized pancake.



Tuesday, September 17, 2024

THE LITTLE TWEETER ON THE NEWS

The little tweeter was on the nightly news,
He was famous for tweeting his memes and muse,
Open eyes I couldn't keep,
I fell deep down in sleep,
His mouth sounds were boring, so I took a snooze.

THE CORN MOON BANCHEE

The Corn Moon rises up into the September sky,
Forest monsters are dancing, and weird pumpkins, they fly,
The great pigs we baste and roast,
Feeding any passing ghost,
While just this side of the Moore's, there's a lone banshe cry.




Monday, September 16, 2024

TITANS OF TETHER BALL

I chose 13 winners for my lethal tether ball team
We were gonna be the greatest of champs, so it did seem,
We knocked competition to the floor,
Until they would beg for no more,
We won every match; "meanies", our opponents would scream.


DEAD WITH POODLE NED

My universe collapsed down on my head,
It was my dog coup; I knew I was dead,
I was in doggy heaven,
With my bestie hound, Kevin,
And my enemy, a Poodle, named Ned.

FREEDOM SOMETIMES COSTS A CHUNK OF FLESH

The parakeets in the pet shop, planed on making  a daring, cage break,
When the clerk opened the cage to feed them, a chunk of flesh they would take,
One keet took a big bite,
The others went to flight,
They flew out the store door to their freedom, and the sun made them awake.

Sunday, September 15, 2024

I'M NOT PLAYING WITH A FULL DECK

I needed a deck of plain playing cards,
So I went shopping in peoples front yards,
I found a deck, not new,
Missing cards, quite a few,
I bought it, and to play cards is real hards.