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Wednesday, November 6, 2024

I SKIPPED

I fell toward the wood floor when I slipped,
My shirt caught on a nail and it ripped,
My landing was hard,
It caught me off guard,
So, the rest of my day I just skipped



Tuesday, November 5, 2024

FRESH FISH STEW FROM THE LAKE OF BLUE

The little creature floating in my stew,
I caught in the lake that was colored blue,
I bopped his head, so he would not come to,
If he did, this day he would come to rue,
He smelled like a fish, and tasted like poo.


Monday, November 4, 2024

THE BALLAD OF UNHAPPY TOM

It got so extremely cold,
Tom's toenails stopped growing mold,
Tom's nose went runny,
Girls found that funny,
Tom stayed alone and grew old.



Sunday, November 3, 2024

LITTLE PLANE IN THE ZOO TREE

I took a trip to old Kalamazoo,
I got on a little plane, so I flew,
We got stuck in a tree,
The small plane, crew and me,
I jumped to the ground; got all black and blue.



Saturday, November 2, 2024

WARNING: DON'T TOUCH A DOWN ELECTRICAL WIRE WITH A RAKE

I rolled up my very long sleeves,
When I went out to rake some leaves,
Raked up under a pine,
A down electric line,
At my funeral, the wife grieves.  

Friday, November 1, 2024

Today is known as November One,
It's real cold, and there ain't much for sun,
In the pie pumpkin patch,
Pumpkins ready to hatch,
I'll freeze their guts, then the patch is done.

Thursday, October 31, 2024

THE HISTORY OF TRICK OR TREATING

On Halloween this family of ghosts,
Marched in parade from coast to coast,
They munched on candy,
When it was handy,
That's how trick-or-treating started, say most.


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STEVE AND THE FIRE DEMON

There once was a big dragon, named Steve,
He ate witches on All Hallows Eve,
He ate a demon called Zeaming
Now Steve's ears are both steaming,
And his breath burns each town, do th he leave.



Wednesday, October 30, 2024

THE GHOST QUEEN OF HALLOWEEN LIMERICK



Margo was the queen of Halloween ghosts,
She ate candy corn jam on fresh pumpkin toast,
She was a ghost, who grew wider,
Drinking hot apple cider,
She finished off with a marshmallow roast.

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Tuesday, October 29, 2024

WITCHES MAKE ME ITCHY



I went into the woods and ran into three witches,
I said I couldn't stop and chat because my back really itches,
Then, they told me "what's worse?
Is your new itchy curse,"
So, I scratched so bad I got stitches. 

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Monday, October 28, 2024

HALLOWEEN HAIKU


Tricks, treats, nature change,
Candy, costumes, leaf bare trees,
Party, summer's wake.


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Sunday, October 27, 2024

HAPPY HALLOWEENY FROM THE TWO WITCHES AND ME

There is a witch, that's me,
I recruited two more to make three,
And, though we weren't quite a coven
We cooked townsfolk in our oven,
And

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steeped their sweet juices for tea.





Saturday, October 26, 2024

THE END OF DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME

Well, today we've gained an extra hour,
That gives us time for all to shower,
So, relaxed starts the day,
Cause, Daylight Savings Time's gone away,
And, the extra sleep gives us each super power.


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THE FATHER OF ALL PUMPKINS

The Father of All Pumpkins
🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃
🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃
The father of all pumpkins came into my store,
And said my pumpkin selection was awfully poor,
He said he didn't want to be mean,
But it was Halloween,
And the little witches and goblins want more.



























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MY GIRLFREIND IS A VAMPIRE STORY


Mike Colin
STEPHANIE
By Mike Colin
Reporter
Humor News Nuts Publications
In honor of Halloween (All Hallows Eve), I have been assigned to search out local vampires and interview them for this blog. I have no other formal duties for this month. This assignment could literally bite.

Luckily, I did not have to look far for my first interviewee (vampire victim). It seems my girlfriend Stephanie is a vampire. What luck for me, hey? I always thought she was just one of those Goth people. She dresses in black and wears black eye make-up and nail polish. Her arms each have a pair of tattoos of fangs with dripping blood running
down from the fangs. I thought she was kind of cool.

I met Stephanie at a really exclusive club. I was living under a bridge at the time (living under bridges is called trolling in Northern Michigan). Since I was just a local troll, I was never allowed in the exclusive night club called "Jack’s Bloody Brew". Jack’s is one of those new brew pubs that are all over Northern Michigan. Jack’s is famous for beers like Blood Light and Bloody Barry Beer. This beer is not sold in stores so, you can only buy this beer at the club but, I had a friend who got one for me once and it really tastes just like blood with a kick to it like backyard whiskey. I had a really bad hangover the next day.

As I said before, I was never allowed anywhere near this club. A big muscled bald guy stood at the door and if I even walked by the place he would snarl at me. This guy had teeth that looked like fangs so I was quick to get the heck away from there. One night about midnight I happened to be walking by on the opposite side of the street when I saw this beautiful brunet go up to the bald muscle dude and give him the biggest hickey on the neck. It was such an intense hickey that when the gorgeous girl came up for air, I saw blood dripping down the big dude’s neck. I thought that must of hurt but, the bald guy seemed to like it. It put him in a really great mood and he opened the door to the club and hand gestured for me to cross the street. I almost ran across traffic to get inside the bar. The bald guy kept the door held open until I was inside then, he quickly shut it up so no one could drift in behind me.

The only light in the bar came from a few dim candles. I guessed that these people really like to drink in the dark. Maybe the place wasn’t very clean and they didn’t want any bright lights to show up the dirt. The room was draped in black drapes with red pictures on them. I guess these drapes with pictures are called tapestries. The pictures were all of dragons, bats, wolves and, other monsters. It seemed kind of weird but, the weirdest thing about this club was that there were no foosball games or pool tables. The place didn’t even have a dart board. There was a bar so, I decided to try one of their famous home brewed beer (if I could afford it).

I saw the girl that had given the bouncer a hickey at the bar so I sat down on the bar stool next to her. The bartender must have been an identical twin of the brawny bald bouncer out front. Like his brother, the bartender snarled at me with his fangs and said "we serve only club members here".

Then, suddenly the girl next to me leaned across the bar and gave the bartender an intense hickey like she had done to the guy outside. When the girl came up for air the bartender was bleeding streams of blood from a neck wound. This was like the bleeding the bouncer did outside after his hickey and like the bouncer, the bartender suddenly was really nice to me. "What can I get you?" he asked.

"I don’t have much money. How much is a beer?" I asked.

"The beer is free to club members," the bartender informed me "and you are now a club member. Stephanie here has told me she has sponsored you. As to the type of beer I would recommend to a new club member, I think you should have pint of Bloody Barry Beer. I just got some from Barry this morning. I took almost every drop he had so, you had better drink it now because it will be a while before Barry can make some more."

I ended up trying both beers and they both tasted like blood. The bartender informed me that the beer’s secret ingredient was cow’s blood. I started to push the beer away from me. Then, the bartender reassured me that the drinking blood laden beer was no different than eating a rare steak. I liked rare steak so then and there, I decided Bloody Barry Beer was my favorite beverage but, I just hope Barry the brew master could make some more soon.

The beer had quite a kick to it and this made me able to talk to girls. I turned to Stephanie and introduced myself. When she asked me where I lived I told her I was broke and that I had to live under a bridge. Stephanie told me that if I came back to her house with her she would have a proposition for me. I thought I had nothing to loose so I got into her black Jaguar and went home with her.

It was a really nice new home with an upstairs, a downstairs and, a full basement. It was full of really nice black leather furniture and the walls were all painted blood red. There was a fireplace in every room except the kitchen and laundry room. There were paintings on the walls of the living room of really grotesque looking people. When the large stone fireplace in the living room was lit, the room looked both eerie and beautiful. I liked it.

I guessed Goth people were really cool. When I was in high school I thought Goth kids were just a bunch of outcast nerds. My brother Tim always said Goths were "nerd rejects". If Stephanie is a "nerd reject" then sign me up for Goth school. Not only is she gorgeous but, she has done really well for herself to have a fine home like this. No one in family lives even near this kind of house. Everyone I know just thinks about winning enough money at the casino to make a deposit on a double wide. Madam Misty is the only friend I have that had a big house and, she lost it due to lack of business during this recession.

Stephanie has a nice house and the neighborhood is full of fine looking cribs (I learned from MTV that "cribs" is the cool way to say house". Usually people in these homes call people like me "skuzz". I was surprised the police didn’t show up when I got out of her black Jaguar. Back when my dad worked for Roto Rueter, he was arrested for littering and indecent exposure when he drove into one of these kinds of neighborhoods. The muffler fell off his pickup is the reason he was arrested for littering. When he asked why he was being hauled off to jail for indecent exposure he was told that "you showed your skuzzy face off in this neighborhood and nobody here wants to look at it."

Once Stephanie was finished showing me around her house she told me that she had been watching me live under the bridge. I don’t remember seeing Stephanie anywhere’s near the bridge. There were mostly old men and bats living with me under the bridge. Stephanie also said that she was thinking about putting me out of my misery when she started feeling sorry for me.

Stephanie then said to me, "Here’s the deal. In return for my becoming your girlfriend you will move in here and live in his house. Because of my religious beliefs, you will live in the top two levels of the house and I will live in the basement. You must never enter the basement for any reason and you must make sure that no one else ever goes down into the basement. A girl like me needs her privacy. ’

I of course agreed to all her terms. Stephanie was great. In addition to letting me stay in her house, she let me drive her Jag. There was a problem. I could not help but want to go down into the basement just to sneak a peak at the crib my girlfriend lived in. I felt kind of funny taking over the house from her and her moving down into the basement. There were several bedrooms in the house and I did not see why she could not just stay in one of them.

One day, I decided I would have a look down in the basement. Stephanie was a night person so she stayed down in the basement sleeping during the day. She kept the door locked during the day but, left it unlocked when she went out at night. So, I waited until Stephanie left and then I crept down into the basement. At the bottom of the basement stairs I turned on the light. It was a huge basement but, the only thing in it was a black casket. I went over to the casket and looked inside. Except for a few inches of dirt, the casket was empty. I figured Stephanie must sleep in the casket in the daytime since there was not other furniture in the basement. I thought my new girlfriend is really into some sort of extreme yoga if she is living and sleeping like this. I thought then that maybe the Goth lifestyle isn’t for me?

Things were going o.k. for a while then; my friend Madam Misty told me I had better watch out because my girlfriend was a vampire. I thought at first that Madam Misty had been mixing her apricot brandy with her Mogen David wine again. But, Madam Misty was very insistent so, I had to confront Stephanie and find out what was going on. Madam Misty told me I had better confront Stephanie in public or she might just give me a bad case of the bleeds.

I decided to confront my girlfriend at the club where we met. At least the bar tender would be there should Stephanie turn out to be a vampire. He would certainly keep me away from harm. A big guy like that and his bouncer twin brother should easily be able to take on a female vamp.

The bouncer at the club entrance was gone. I easily opened the door and walked into the bar. Stephanie was sitting at her normal stool at the bar. The bartender looked up at me and said "I just got in a fresh batch of Bloody Barry Beer. Would you like a bottle?"

"Yeah, I’ll take one", I said as I bellied up to the bar beside my girlfriend. "I see your twin from out front isn’t here tonight" I said to the bartender.

"No," the bartender replied, "He’s gone south for the winter and I intend on heading down there tonight myself,"

"I guess you should know Mike," Stephanie began," I’m heading to warmer climates myself. I’m going to Cancun for the winter and I don’t know when or, if I’ll be back here any time soon. I have to move on."

I took a big chug down on my beer. I needed the drink to keep my from falling out of my seat. I was devastated. My relationship with this beautiful woman was over. I couldn't’t bring myself to say anything. The shock of loosing Stephanie put me into a deep stupor.

"Because of your loyalty I’m giving you the house and the car," Stephanie said. "There is some cash beneath the box in the basement. Yes, I know you were down there this evening. I also know you psychic friend told you that I am a vampire and yes it is true. I’m over three hundred years old. I’m a blood sucker but, you know I still am at least part human. I haven’t done so bad by you have I?" she asked.

I shook my head and said "No, you’ve been really good to me. I’ll miss you." I had a tear in my eye. I don’t remember the last time I had a tear from being sad. But, I was really sad.

Stephanie took me by the hand and led me out of the club. Stephanie kissed me gently on the neck (no hickey). Then, Stephanie said "got to fly", as she turned away from me with wings sprouting from her back as her blouse ripped to shreds. Stephanie then leaped into flight with here wings flapping. She rose up to meet several other vampires who were flying in a V formation like they were a flock of geese. Stephanie soon fell into formation and vanished with the other vampires beyond the horizon.

Stephanie left me several thousand dollars for taxes and upkeep on the house. A deed and car title arrived in the mail a few days later. I was all set. It was like I was one of those young guys in Florida who stay with an older lady for a home. The only thing is, if Stephanie returns here in thirty years, I’ll be an old man and she’ll still be young. I hope she comes back one day. Until then, I’ll keep her nice home and car in good shape. The club was closed and no one has opened up anything new at that location. It’s like the club never existed at all.


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Friday, October 25, 2024

TRICK FOR TREATS LIMERICK

On Halloween I'll trick for treats,
            I'll fill my bag all up with sweets,
When I've finished my roam,
I'll head for home,
And, settle down with all my eats. 


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PEASANT RECIPE FOR STEW, HAGIS AND SCONES, NOT

I once  knew a great big giant, and his name was Marvelous Mel,
He got all his stew meat from the peasants, he caught down in the dell,
He ground and ground their bones,
To make flaky, crisp scones,
He made haggis from their innards, his recipe, he wouldn't tell.
 


Thursday, October 24, 2024

THE MONSTER IN THE SWAMPY LAGOON

I went swimming in a swampy lagoon,
My only light was the light of the moon,
While swimming on my back,
I was a swamp monster's snack,
In his belly it was colored maroon.

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Wednesday, October 23, 2024

FIST BUMPS AND FANGS

There was a little werewolf in the tree,
The werewolf sat there waiting, just for me,
He growled and showed he was grumpy,
So I gave him a fist bumpy,
He toothy smiled, and howled brilliantly. 

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HEART FAILURE AND THE KNIFE

There once was an iconic, little blogger who could,
He often made videos about carving craft wood,
Then he'd slice up some ham,
And fry it with lite Spam,
Until his arteries got all clogged, under the hood.

Tuesday, October 22, 2024

THE NAUGHTY CUTIE CAT

I played with his new sneakers, and his sneakers were blue,
I chewed on his iconic socks, and they were blue too,
I'm the cutie cat, named Fred,
Thinking, I'll pee in his bed,
But I'm afraid I'll get caged-up, like the cat at the zoo.

Monday, October 21, 2024

THE GUESTS AT MY BED AND DINNER

It got so cold, I asked the rats to snuggle in,
In my creaky bed with the bedbugs, and my gin,
We were all warm and cozy,
While the outside got snowzy,
Next day, I ate the rats for my six o'clock din.


Sunday, October 20, 2024

MEME CREATOR

I created a sweet meme to see if it could gain traction,
Unfortunately, my new meme got no reaction,
It was a silly meme,
It was sort of extreme,
It's unpopular repeats, caused me dissatisfaction.





Saturday, October 19, 2024

GETTING REAL AND THE FLAGPOLE

My old burn barrel got way out of control,
Burning the woods down was never my real goal,
And Bigfoot got real mad,
And he made me real sad,
When he tied me to the top of the flagpole. 

Friday, October 18, 2024

JOY RIDDING A REINDEER TO TEXAS

I rode on a magic reindeer in the velvet sky,
I stole the deer from Santa, at the North Pole Fish Fry,
I rode the reindeer all night,
Until I saw the bright light,
Then we touched down in Texas, where the rattlesnakes lie.

Thursday, October 17, 2024

THE PAN HANDLER

The guy was away handling pots and pans,
He was the cook on a ship named, The Hans,
When the ship sunk down,
That cook guy did drown,
Trying to save a case of tuna cans.


THE GEEK WHO WENT TO CREEK

In the Michigan city, called Battle Creek,
I went to a thrift store and bought an antique,
A cute porcelain bear,
With ginger colored hair,
When I took it home, my kids called me a geek.


RED CLAY TEETH

Jimmy got locked into flossing, and flossed his front teeth every day,
Jimmy thought flossing was iconic, but he lost his teeth anyway,
When Jimmy got the bad teeth news,
He walked back home in his deck shoes,
Then Jimmy quit his bad news dentist, and made some new teeth from red clay.





Wednesday, October 16, 2024

RASPBERRIES IN HEAVEN

My overgrown, deep reddish, raspberry vine,
Dug its sticky prickers, deep into my spine,
They stuck me so deep,
They bled me to sleep,
I now pick berries with the angels, divine. 

THE SECRETS OF FABULOUS RANDY

Mr. Randy had a tailor too,
And a man who cut and stitched each shoe,
Dear, old Mrs. Fox,
Knitted Randy's socks,
His coat came from a cow that went "moo".


Tuesday, October 15, 2024

DESTINATION SEATTLE

Yesterday, I rode upon the air in a big, old airplane,
A Seattle destination, was my one goal, to obtain,
The dang, old plane hit some torque,
We diverted to New York,
I felt anger and confusion, and it exploded my brain.


Monday, October 14, 2024

SCREAM PARK

In the small town of Mancelona, there was a dream,
To build a family fun park with an outdoor theme,
The theme chosen was bears,
But it gave all the kids, scares,
Instead of a fun park, it was the park of the scream.

TIGER, TIGER, FATTY MEAT

I dream all day long of pickled pigs feet,
It's the only food for super I'll eat,
I chew on the thick pig fat,
Thinking I'm one tiger cat,
Gnawing from the bones the fat and the meat.

Sunday, October 13, 2024

PODCASTING DULL

Alden did a Tuesday podcast on making a nice, lemon tea,
He thought he would get a million watchers, but all he got was me,
I had to scoff,
I turned it off,
In comments, I said to make better tea, add honey from a bee.

DAY OF THE FARM

After the farm hay, I put away,🚜🌄
An October rainbow made my day,🌈
I picked my pumpkin patch,🎃
It was a record batch,💲
Some bugs ate my beans, I'll make them pay.🐛🐜😡

Saturday, October 12, 2024

THE GROCERY CART IN THE VELVET SKY

I painted a picture on velvet, and I call it art,
It's a painting of the constellation called "Grocery Cart",
Everyone can see,
It's a stellar mystery,
For the stars in the constellation are galaxies apart.

SAMMY SEE SAW VICTORY

There was a politician, and his name was Sammy See,
He stated he'd do anything to get my vote from me,
I said I wanted pickles in a jar,
Left on the back seat of my car,
I got my jarred pickles, and Sammy won his victory.

MARY HAD TWO PAIRS OF SOCKS

Mary had just two pairs of socks, she bleached them white as snow,
Everywhere that Mary went, one pair was sure to go,
Mary bloodied up her best pair of socks,
When she tripped over a pile of rocks,
A permanent stain; Mary bought a new pair with her doe.



Friday, October 11, 2024

DENNY FELL DOWN FROM A COCONUT TREE

Big Denny fell down out of a coconut tree,
Then got buried by tree nuts, and stung by a bee,
Some runny coconut milk,
Stained Denny's  shirt, made of silk,
The bee stung Denny's eyeballs, now Denny can't see.



TED TAMED THE SHREW

My doggy ate my goldfish, and my doggy at a little shrew,
My doggy ate my new tennis shoes, because that's what doggies do?
My doggy is named Ted,
He's not right in the head,
He ripped up daddy's favorite chair, and peed on my mommy's bed.

THE WEEPING AND THE SAW

There is a tree called weeping willow, and one was weeping in the street,
It weeped upon my brand new shoes, and got wet my stockings and my feet,
I went and got my grandpa,
We came back with a chainsaw,
Grandpa cut the willow up, and gave termites a home, with lots to eat.


Thursday, October 10, 2024

SIX WOODEN PEARS (A Michigan Adventure Story)

I went to a flea market in Saginaw Michigan, to buy me some wooden pears,
They had wooden pears in all colors and sizes, sorted in baskets on folding chairs,
I bought extra large pears; two green and four yellow,
I paid a pleasant man; he was a good fellow,
I took my six pears back home to Flint Michigan, but I do not think anyone cares.




GOLDFISH RHONDA ADVENTURES

Goldfish Rhonda, walked on her tale, out of the sea,
She brought me gold, so I could wear bling and watch tv,
I made buttered popcorn,
She hung around till morn,
Then Goldfish Rhonda, took a cab to Manistee.

Wednesday, October 9, 2024

Now That I've Got Locked In, I Can Smell My Din, Din

My term paper is due and I must get locked in,
If I don't get locked in my grade is in the bin,
My caffeine coffee is strong,
Like my chocolate Ding Dong,
If I get locked in now, I'll be done by din, din.

THE AIR SHOW DRAGON

My pet red dragon Frederick, has four wings,
They are great for doing acrobatic things,
He can swirl in a turn,
With a fire breathing burn,
Then at the end of his big air show, he sings.


Tuesday, October 8, 2024

WHY I WAS TENTED BY THE ER

I ate way too much, so I thought it caused me to be sick,
Then I remembered, I swallowed a pointy, thin toothpick,
To the ER I was sent,
Stayed in an oxygen tent,
I found a tv remote for my fingers to click.

SCHOOL FLUNKED, PENSION PUNKED

I failed all my finals and flunked out of college school,
I went to work for my uncle, who does dye and tool,
In my 40th year,
Claimed my pension, oh dear,
Seems my uncle had spent it on parties and a pool.

Monday, October 7, 2024

SELLING THE DILLED ON THE HILLED

I was gonna do up some sour pickles that are dilled,
I was gonna sell um, up by the highway, where it's hilled,
Then I found my dill was full of worms,
With that, I finally come to terms,
I still used the dill, and the quality, each sale confirms.



TED MEWING HIS JAW

Down in the new shopping mall,Ted was mewing on display,
Showing off his big jaw bone size, throughout the live long  day,
Before Ted headed home,
His mewing lips spewed foam,
Afterwards when people saw Ted, they fled quickly away.

Sunday, October 6, 2024

AI CLOWN KITE HAS MOVES

My kite has captured the eyes of the town,
My kite has the face of a circus clown,
My kite is controlled by AI,
It twists and turns sharp on the fly,
It dives to crash, then turns sharp up, from down.

MY PARTY, THE ENEMY AND I FLEE

In a small cave I threw a nice party,
Then shows up, my worst enemy, Marty,
Marty drinks our mixed juice,
Then mean Marty lets loose,
Driving us from the cave with his farty.

Friday, October 4, 2024

THE POTATO SUPER EIGHT

There were once eight garden heroes, called The Potato Super Eight,
They protected the vegetable garden, and they were first rate,
They chased off the worms and bugs,
The raccoons, gophers and slugs,
They were eight handsome, perfect spuds, all the green beans wanted to date.

BLUE JAY OLYMPIANS.

Several blue jays set on my laundry line and made a swing,
They swung one at a time like it was a competitive thing,
Each swung high for a while,
Then competed on style,
For a participation award; a worm from the leaf pile.

Thursday, October 3, 2024

MEALING WITH TOM

Tom's black eyed peas tasted delicious with butter and salt,
Tom ate too much, so he puked, which caused his eating to halt,
Tom then gulped some tangy drink,
It was lemonade, made pink,
Tom thought through deserts he knew, and picked a chocolate malt.


THE BOUNTY BAIL BLUES

The bounty hunter caught me, he was hot on my trail,
He told me that I must pay the bill on my huge bail,
As robber of my hood,
I will pay, as I should,
When my debt is being paid, that means I'm in a jail.

I HAVE NO RENT HOUSING

Nitty Gritty had no pity,
He owned the slums in the city,
The rent was high,
I said bye, bye,
My new box is itty, bitty.

Wednesday, October 2, 2024

THE MEME OF FEAR

I lived during the great, strange time of the memes,
Some were silly and funny, others caused screams,
But I am not going there,
I fear the meme of the bear,
With his knife like claws, cutting open my seams. 

Monday, September 30, 2024

MYSTIC MERKEL PREDICTS TRUE

Psychic Mystic Merkel tells the true
About the future of me and you,
Your mom and dad, 
They hate me bad,
If we breakup, it'll be a boohoo.😭😭

MELON, MEAT AND CORN

I had a watermelon, and I cut the melon into three,
One piece for my dog Lindsey, and the other two pieces, for me,
Then I ate a spiral ham,
My dog Lindsey, just got spam,
Then I shared my last can of corn, and Lindsey was tail-wag happy.


Sunday, September 29, 2024

BEARDED IRIS IN THE SNOW

I spied a bearded iris in a sea of white snow,
I couldn't imagine what made that lovely iris grow,
The cold made me sneeze, hack and cough,
It should have killed the iris off,
Then a fawn stoped and ate it, watched over by a doe.