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Thursday, October 26, 2023
TONY GROWS WHISKERS
Tony started growing whiskers at the age of forty-four,
Tony didn't know what to do, he hadn't had whiskers before,
Pulling whiskers gave Tony pain,
It was driving him quite insane,
Luckily, his ma came home with a razor from the store.
Saturday, October 14, 2023
THE PIT AND THE SPIT
I decided to eat us a big peach,
Now, a peach has a big pit, my pa teach,
When my tooth made a hit,
I knew it be the pit,
I licked it dry, and spit it out of my reach.
Wednesday, September 20, 2023
THE THREE SIBLINGS WERE UP TO NO GOOD
The three siblings told their ma, they were off to pick flowers,
It was just a lie, so the siblings could slip away for hours,
They went dolly shopping that day,
They each bought a Barbie, for play,
They could afford only one Ken doll, so he got bestowed super powers.
I'LL MAKE MY KIDS SO STUPID, THEY'LL TURNOUT JUST LIKE ME
My kids didn't respect me, because their learning went too far,
So, I banned them from the internet, and bought them a VCR,
All their books I had to burn,
Keeping them stupid, is my greatest concern,
Now they'll become just like me, and trade info at the bar.
Monday, September 18, 2023
TO KEEP MY KIDS FROM LEARNING, I DID A BOOK BURNING
I burned the books in my house, and what did I get?
Three sons in the jail, and they each have a dimwit,
They turned out, not to be bright,
Can barely read, and can't write,
And, their mathematics skills, ain't worth a plum spit.
Sunday, May 14, 2023
MY SPECIAL FATHER'S DAY GIFT
I got thumb screws for Father's Day, and I don't have any kids,
I got the screws from my business pal; our biz is on the skids,
To stay afloat we did a crime,
Might go to jail, and do some time,
We spend our days waiting for the cops, at downtown bar, called "Sids".
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