TINSEL TOES THE BEAR

The bear put shiny tinsel on his toes,

Wherever he travels, the tinsel goes,

No one will dare,

Making fun of that bear,

Or, they be counting their multiple woes.

SAMMY PAINTS HIS BODY

Sammy painted all his toe nails, and he painted them all pink,

Then on his face he tattooed a birdie, and used a light blue ink,

And Sammy tattooed a kangaroo on the back of each bun cheek,

Then Sammy cut out two holes in his jeans so, friends could have a peek.

DAVY: A ROMANCE POEM

Davy has amazing hips,

He acquired, eating chips,

A genetic fluke, gave him fish lips,

His favorite protein is canned kips,

Guzzles beer, water sips.

SPARKY LOVED TO SET THE STYLE

Sparky loved to eat sweetcorn,
Sparky loved drinking juice,
Sparky slept till after morn,
Sparky loved chartreuse,

Sparky loved to set the style,
So, he wore his tennies on the wrong feet,
But, Sparky reputed an unfav dial,

As the weirdo down the street.