My cow wandered down to the Flint River to drink,
She took only one sip and then she turned bright pink,
Now, she no longer gives milk,
But, all day just spits silk,
It's the river water that caused this I think.
My turkey Mabel looked really nice,
Prancing around and pecking lice,
So, my turkey Mabel,
Won't be served on my table,
The restaurant paid a great price.
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