LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt
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Thursday, March 6, 2025
TULIP TIP TOEING AND THE CIRCLE OF LIFE
I tip toed through some tulips, and got my foot caught in a bear trap,
I use to love the tulips, but as of now, I'm very unhap,
I will rot away amongst pretty flowers,
My nutrients giving them super powers,
It will not be long until I bleed out, and then my life's a wrap.
Thursday, February 8, 2024
MOUSE BE NIMBLE, MOUSE BE QUICK, OR IN THE GLUE TRAP YOU WILL STICK
Little Ginger was a furry,
She was a mouse not in a hurry,
She moved slowly, tap tap,
Got stuck in a glue trap,
Then the furry started to worry.
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Tuesday, August 29, 2023
OH CRAP, ANOTHER TOURIST TRAP
I went on a paid safari to see lions, tigers and more,
All I saw were just house cats, barn cats, and a small bore,
I just saw kitties, and walking bacon,
For ten bucks, I felt very taken,
But instead of getting a refund, I was tossed out the front door.
Thursday, May 4, 2023
THE TRAP ON THE GREEN
My Venus Fly Trap kills the flies,
It even eats the little guys,
It is so sad,
I feel so bad,
I cannot look them in the eyes.
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