My hamster drank water from the Flint River today, He turned into a grasshopper and then hopped away, And, my gerbil named Ben, Drank the water and then, Became a bear and I was his prey.
A bear and a Bigfoot played tetherball,
The Bigfoot won because he was so tall,
The bear was a soar loser,
And, sour mash boozer,
The bear swallowed the big foot and all.
Jason John Jr. was a man seeking great thrills, Jason John Jr. was covered with porcupine quills, He once bested a bear, Gave a rhino a scare, One touch and any beast runs for the hills.
Tom ate honey until he smelled like a bee, Which attracted the bears from every county, Tom feared a bad beaten, But instead he was eaten, By a bear who had just ate a Mountie.
I went into the woods hunting for bear, But, a Bigfoot had already been there, He ate all the bears, Except for some hairs, And then those hairs were no more than two pair.
Bobby the wolf has one good eye,
No one knows because he is sly,
He stays leader of the pack,
But, when the bears attack,
He doesn't see them, so all wolves die.