In my cup of coffee I spotted a log,
When I examined it closer I saw a big polliwog,
Then, he said to me,
"I don't like coffee; make tea,"
So, I tossed the ingrate to my hungry dog.
John liked to turn plants in his yard into tea, Unfortunately, one plant was poison ivy, John's eyeballs swelled tight, His skin was all blight, His core temperature reached one hundred and three.