I went ice fishing and caught 3 tiny fish, I was hungry so I made a Pattie dish, I left in the bones and on the scales, The Pattie gave my belly ails, I should have stayed home, that's what I wish.
I thought I'd go fishing so, I picked up some worms, I thought I'd catch keepers on my living bait terms, But, the big fish weren't hard hitting, My worms they were spitting, I caught just minnows instead of large pachyderms.
There was a nice goldfish named Drew, But, instead of gold he was blue, Blue made him feel sad, But, he shouldn't feel bad, A blue goldfish was just something new.