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Showing posts with label ICE FISHING. Show all posts
Showing posts with label ICE FISHING. Show all posts

Monday, January 2, 2023

ICE FISH TO FIT MY PAN AND DISH

I only keep the little fish,
Because they fit my pan and dish,
I fish out on the ice,
Each week I go twice,
At least till the hard ice goes squish.




Saturday, January 30, 2021

I FOUND ME NO ICE

I went out ice fishing but, found me no ice,
I had a brisk swim and, I guess that was nice,
I dove deep for my gear,
I guess it's all here,
Next time I ice fish I'll think twice.

Thursday, March 26, 2015

FISHING ON THIN ICE

I went fishing on thin ice on the river,
The ice gave way and I froze my toes and my liver,
Now, everything is fine,
Though, my liver can't take wine,
But, a glass of whisky does ward off the shiver.


Saturday, November 5, 2011

THE PROBLEM WITH STEVE LIMERICK

The problem with Steve is he didn't have a plan,
When he went out ice fishing way out on Lake Ann,
So, oh what a bummer,
The season was summer,
He couldn't swim a stroke so he ran.

Monday, August 29, 2011

MANISTEE LAKE TIME

I went fishing on Manistee Lake,
But a leaking old boat I did take,
I got really wet,
And really upset,
Then went swimming home; for goodness sake.


I went fishing out on the ice,
The cold wind did'nt feel very nice,
I started to freeze,
I couldn't feel my knees,
And my sweater was loaded with lice.