Regarding tuna fish, I was it's biggest fan,
Until yesterday, when I opened up a can,
It was just fins and bones,
And scales of all tones,
Maybe, I shouldn't buy the cheaper store brand.
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Showing posts with label food humor. Show all posts
Showing posts with label food humor. Show all posts
Tuesday, September 26, 2023
Wednesday, November 4, 2020
MY COMPLAINT ABOUT WORMS (IN MY SOUP)
I complained about a worm in my soup,
It squirmed around in a loop,
It was not spaghetti,
And, I don't think I'm petty,
For, at the bottom of the bowl was a group.
It squirmed around in a loop,
It was not spaghetti,
And, I don't think I'm petty,
For, at the bottom of the bowl was a group.
Labels:
food humor,
LIMERICK,
soup,
soup bowl,
worms
Monday, July 25, 2016
MY RICE WITH NO PUDDING
My rice pudding was all pudding free,
For only the rice was affordable to me,
But, maybe next year,
I'll spend far less on beer,
Then, there will be pudding and rice, maybe tea.
Labels:
food humor,
HUMOR,
LIMERICK,
RICE,
Rice Pudding,
tea
Saturday, September 13, 2014
THE FRUITY SOUP LIMERICK
Mark was becoming a big fellow,
So, he decided to diet on jell-o,
But, too much water in the goop,
Just made fruity soup,
Some Bourbon in the soup made Mark mellow.
So, he decided to diet on jell-o,
But, too much water in the goop,
Just made fruity soup,
Some Bourbon in the soup made Mark mellow.
Labels:
bourbon,
diet humor,
diet limerick,
food humor,
FOOD SATIRE,
mellow-out
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