It burned a scar across my arm,
It burned a hole in my tongue and cheek,
What relief did I seek?,
Of course water scored,
After an intake I out poured,
And, the aftertaste was most vial,
I would not recommend a trial,
So, when battery acid leaks I've learned,
Dilute the acid or worsen what's burned,
Of course I've embellished so, saith the cynic,
Yet, I have proof in my bills from the Mayo Clinic.