A WREATH FOR THE HOLIDAYS

I needed a holiday wreath for my front door,

Could not afford to buy one, because I'm dirt poor,

I took wire and branches of pine,

Built a circle held together with twine,

The wreath might not look good, but it's artwork of mine.

GEORGE WAITED TO SEE THE NEW YEAR

George waited to see the New Year,
He drank fifty cans of light beer,
To the bathroom he went,
He stayed in there 'till Lent,
So he misssed all the fun and the cheer.

THE 2014 LIMERICK

HAPPY NEW YEAR

                     The year 2014 has started,
           And, we remember the dearly departed,
                      If by the end of this year,
                       We're all standing here,
             We'll know that 2014 was kindhearted.