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Tuesday, November 29, 2022
WHEN THE LAVA CAME FOR ME
I have a volcanic eruption in my yard,
It's burns my tomato plants, and fries my Swiss chard,
Oh, oh, no, woe is me,
I'm drinking lava tea,
My gut will surely ache, when the lava cools hard.
Friday, June 17, 2022
DISASTER, A MICHIGAN STORY
I about had a heart attack,
When the wind blew down my little shack,
It's the past, I won't look back
Lots of firewood to stack,
I'll winter warm, though walls I'll lack.
Wednesday, May 4, 2022
BROTHER DOUG DID IT
I had no nails to nail my tree house boards,
So I tied them to branches with electric cords,
Then my brother Dog
Found an electrical plug,
The city is where the fire rages towards.
Wednesday, April 6, 2022
BLINK
I had a rat living under my sink,
He ate bleach, he died, now he stink,
So I sprayed some air spray,
And the stink went away,
But the spray burned my eyes, blink, blink, blink.😣
Tuesday, January 11, 2022
WOE CAUSED BY SNOW, NOW NO CASTLE TO KEEP
The roof on my home was felled by the snow,
The roof completely collapsed, so I had nowhere to go,
I could only weep,
I had no castle to keep,
And winter nights are a cause of great woe.
Friday, August 23, 2013
HERBIE AND HIS LEAN-TO SHACK
Herbie built a lean-to shack,
To show the world he could come back,
He had lost his home,
To a Wall Street gnome,
After his employer gave him the sack.
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