CONDOR JIMMY RUNS NO MORE

Jimmy was a mighty condor, who ate old potato buns,

But every time he ate them, Jimmy Condor got the runs,

Jimmy took some pills,

To cure his nasty ills,

Now when Jimmy does evacuate, he drops bricks weighing tons.

MUNCHIES FOR MAGGOTS

I eat maggots because they taste so good,

I eat maggots because I feel I should,

I eat maggots with a dash of clay,

Cannot crawl out my belly that way,

I'd rather eat maggots, than a Red Ridding Hood.