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Thursday, September 12, 2024
I WAS A LITTLE RASPBERRY
I was a little red raspberry, a raspberry I was,
I started getting somewhat rotten, and grew a little fuzz,
Someone wanted me for sup,
So they tried to clean me up,
I spread out into red pimples, like an old raspberry does.
Monday, October 16, 2023
DEALING WITH PARASITES
In order to get them to act nice,
George made a deal with his little lice,
They could live in his beard,
It wouldn't get shaved or sheared,
And, George would bathe each year, only twice.
Monday, July 3, 2023
THE ALPHA MALE AND HIS TINY THINGS
I do not like bacteria, I do not like them one and all,
They make my belly really sick, and make my little sister ball,
Daddy brings them home from work,
He won't wash his hands, the drunken jerk,
He claims he's an alpha male, and bacteria is their card of call.
Wednesday, March 15, 2023
WATER CONSERVATIVE WITH NO FRIENDS STANDING BY
Joe changes his bath water every 100 days,
That's why next to Joe, no one long standing stays,
Joe did buy brand new cloths,
Perfumed up like a rose,
Joe smelled fine, but soon returned to his sewage smelling ways.
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