PING PONG WITH GAS

I went to the temple, Ding Dong,

To meet a big hairy dude named King Kong,

King Kong was rude,

He belched eating food,

And farted while playing ping pong.

THE WEIRD LITTLE VAMPIRE BITES WOOD

There was a little vampire, who bit me on my leg,

I implored him not to, because my leg was a wood peg,

He then felt lots of grief,

When he broke off his teeth,

Now he goes to blood banks, for his nourishment he must beg.

He'll Never Eat Zombie Again

The zombies came for a meal of my brains,

I killed them with my saw that spins chains,

Zombie parts flew everywhere,

Smell attracted a big bear,

Zombie meat gave the big bear belly pains.

BONES UNDER STONES

I went out digging under a pile of stones,

And there I found some humanoid bones,

I was feeling kinda sad,

Something went stellar bad,

There was a long knife with brown, rusty tones,

I went back to my shack to swallow some beer,

To quell my shakes and pervert my fear,

There was a knock at the door,

It was that fella from the store,

He held a knife and I said, "oh dear",

He said he was a fulltime pickle diller, 

And a weekend serial killer,

Now I'm under the stones,

With those other old bones,

Giving worms a protein belly filler.

ZOMBIES

I always make sure I shoot the zombie in the head,

That's the only sure way you know that zombie be dead,

If you pass a zombie too near,

He's sure to bite you on the ear,

Then you be squirting out red.