Betsy, late for work,
Missed buss again, walk too far,
Called in sick again.
Betsy's schedule is very pliable,
She is late and calls in sick a lot,
However,Betsy is so reliable,
You can rely that at work she is not.
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Thursday, February 17, 2011
Wednesday, February 16, 2011
MY HEART IS AN ACHING VALINTINE
My heart is an aching valentine,
My girlfriend left me so now I wine,
I'm no good at romance,
But, thought I'd take a chance,
I found love at the bar now I'm fine.
My girlfriend left me so now I wine,
I'm no good at romance,
But, thought I'd take a chance,
I found love at the bar now I'm fine.
Monday, February 14, 2011
VALENTINES DAY LIMERICK
Well today is Valentines Day,
And, I’ve got something to say,
Forget flowers and candy,
Just bring me some brandy,
The day seems much brighter that way.
And, I’ve got something to say,
Forget flowers and candy,
Just bring me some brandy,
The day seems much brighter that way.
Labels:
ANIMAL SATIRE,
BRANDY,
CANDY,
FLOWERS,
VALENTINES DAY LIMERICK
Friday, February 11, 2011
TIREMARY, MARY AND HER DAIRY
Mary, Mary liked her dairy,
She liked eggs,ice cream and cheese,
She could eat ice cream by the gallon,
And yet, Mary would never freeze,
Mary, Mary would never tarry,
To fill an omelette with melted cheese,
For to serve an omelette without it,
To Marry was a really cheap tease,
Mary, Mary dated a guy named Barry,
Who was allergic to all dairy foods,
But, every single meal was really scary,
So, Mary dumped Barry for healthier dudes.
She liked eggs,ice cream and cheese,
She could eat ice cream by the gallon,
And yet, Mary would never freeze,
Mary, Mary would never tarry,
To fill an omelette with melted cheese,
For to serve an omelette without it,
To Marry was a really cheap tease,
Mary, Mary dated a guy named Barry,
Who was allergic to all dairy foods,
But, every single meal was really scary,
So, Mary dumped Barry for healthier dudes.
Labels:
DAIRY SATIRE,
DATING,
PARTNER COMPATABILITY
Thursday, February 10, 2011
FRANK LIKES MUCK
Frank likes to go swimming in lakes full of muck,
That's where he'll go swimming with any luck,
He likes the muck squishing between his toes,
And, any where else the squishy muck goes,
Someday he'll sink down and get stuck.
That's where he'll go swimming with any luck,
He likes the muck squishing between his toes,
And, any where else the squishy muck goes,
Someday he'll sink down and get stuck.
Wednesday, February 9, 2011
PAULA WAS AN INCH WORM
Paula was an inch worm who really liked to play,
She inched around on her belly every day,
Then, along came her dad,
He said Paula was bad,
He said she din't measure up any way.
She inched around on her belly every day,
Then, along came her dad,
He said Paula was bad,
He said she din't measure up any way.
Labels:
ANIMAL SATIRE,
INCH WORM LIMERICK,
INCH WORM SATIRE
Saturday, February 5, 2011
THE PROBLEM WITH NOSE SLUGS
The problem with nose slugs as you all know,
Is you must pick and pull at them or they won't go,
They don't come out on their own,
Until they're full grown,
By then they've crawled way down below.
Is you must pick and pull at them or they won't go,
They don't come out on their own,
Until they're full grown,
By then they've crawled way down below.
Labels:
NOSE SLUG HUMOR,
NOSE SLUG SATIRE,
NOSE SLUGS
Thursday, February 3, 2011
THIS IS THE YEAR OF THE RABBIT LIMERICK
This is called the year of the rabbit,
I have to break my rabbit hunt habit,
So, I’ll go hunting for squirrel,
Though their taste makes me hurl,
If I see a hare I think I will nab it.
I have to break my rabbit hunt habit,
So, I’ll go hunting for squirrel,
Though their taste makes me hurl,
If I see a hare I think I will nab it.
Labels:
HARES,
RABBIT HUNTING,
YEAR OF THE RABBIT,
ZOMBIE SQUIRRELS
Wednesday, January 26, 2011
THE SUN ALSO SURPRISES
Each morning you wait for the light of day,
You think that the sun always rises,
But, what if that daybreak never comes,
Then, you’ll know the sun also surprises,
Maybe you’re an old Hemingway buff,
You think there’s light on the other side,
But, if you are a Shakespeare buff,
It’s ok if your main character died.
,
,
You think that the sun always rises,
But, what if that daybreak never comes,
Then, you’ll know the sun also surprises,
Maybe you’re an old Hemingway buff,
You think there’s light on the other side,
But, if you are a Shakespeare buff,
It’s ok if your main character died.
,
,
Monday, January 17, 2011
MY GIRLFRIEND IS CRAZY
My girlfriend is crazy,
She says that I am lazy,
I try to work,
But, I'm a jerk,
I just want a big raizy.
She says that I am lazy,
I try to work,
But, I'm a jerk,
I just want a big raizy.
Saturday, January 15, 2011
THE WOOD STOVE FAILURE
When you’re living in a trailer,
You can have a wood stove failure,
Cramming in wood just more and more,
Til fire rolls out on the floor,
Then, you’re running out the door,
And, your trailer is no more.
You can have a wood stove failure,
Cramming in wood just more and more,
Til fire rolls out on the floor,
Then, you’re running out the door,
And, your trailer is no more.
Labels:
HUMOR POEM,
SATIRE,
TRAILER,
WOOD STOVES
Saturday, January 8, 2011
RICH GIRLFRIEND HAIKU
Need rich girlfriend,
I play computer games, drink,
Need money for both.
I play computer games, drink,
Need money for both.
Labels:
COMPUTER GAMES,
DRINKING LIMERICK,
HAIKU,
MONEY,
RICH GIRLFRIEND NEEDED
Saturday, January 1, 2011
THE NEW YEAR RECESSION LIMERICK
Now it is again January first,
We hope for good but, fear the worst,
Things aren't so sunny,
In a world with no money,
I'm afraid the world is cursed.
We hope for good but, fear the worst,
Things aren't so sunny,
In a world with no money,
I'm afraid the world is cursed.
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