My time machine will machine no more,
So, I can't the future or the past explore,
I am stuck in the present,
Like a time travel peasant,
Such a mundane existence, I deplore.
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Showing posts with label travel. Show all posts
Showing posts with label travel. Show all posts
Tuesday, November 30, 2021
Monday, October 25, 2021
I DO NOT LIKE TO FREEZE, MY WOE
I do not like the rain and snow,🌧❄
I do not like off road car blow,🌬🚙
I do not like I freeze, my woe,🙊
I do not like to pay for tow,🚜
Not ready for the ho, ho, ho. 🎅
Friday, September 3, 2021
PEANUT BREATH, MINTS AND THE MOON SQUIRRELS
I went to the moon to feed a colony of moon squirrels,
I brought them some peanuts and breath mints shaped like pearls,
They thought it a winner,
Eating goobers for dinner,
And, the mints made them classy as earls.
Sunday, May 3, 2020
JOURNEY TO THE CENTER OF THE STENCH
From the internet I learned that the world is flat,
And, if I dig down a few feet a new place I'll be at,
So, towards Hawaii went my hole,
I dug fast like a mole,
Found my septic and drowned in that vat.
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Flat Earth Theory,
Hawaii,
SEPTIC TANKS,
travel
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