It's the day after Christmas and what is my wish, But, to cut open a can of some flaked tuna fish, After a big Christmas dinner, Tuna fish is a winner, Just stick a fork in the can and then swish.
It was the night before Christmas and I just found my mouse, I had searched and I searched all over the house, I had e-mails to send, Many relatives to offend, Then, I spilled eggnog and my keyboard took a douse.