REVENGE IS A DISH BEST SERVED WITH A SENSE OF URGENCY.

A year ago, there was a rooster chicken, and his name was Do Do Ha,

He did not like the farmer, because the farmer ate Do Do's pa and ma,

Do Do plotted to get somewhat, even,

By eating the farmer's Uncle Steven,

The farmer ate Do Do first thing, next day, so there was no revenge, ta-dah!

VANITY AND THE GNOME

The gnome found several, giant, hairy warts in a very, nasty place,

The warts were located under his chin, so you could see them on his face,

He tried removal with blistering steam,

He rubbed the warts hard, with cold, bagel, cream,

At last, the gnome decided the warts were him,  and their presence he'd embrace.