GRANDPA'S DIRT FARM

A dirt farm, some pigs and a still,
Grandpa's old farmhouse on the hill,
Although the old man was poor,
He'd work till he was sore,
Then on his whisky and ham he would fill.

THERE IS A YOUNG FARMER NAMED JAKE

There is a young farmer named Jake,
He hates to hoe and to rake,
He would not milk his cows,
Or feed slop to his sows,
He should quit for goodness sake.

There is a young farmer named Jake,
He'd rather go indoors to bake,
He makes pies full of cherries,
And muffins full of berries,
His best is his double cheese cake.

BEET THE WORMS

I went down to the rover to wash off my beets,

When I cook beets with butter, they're sought after treats,

But, when I washed off the clay,

I felt such dismay,

The roots were worm homes and worm eats.

SHELIA THE COW HAD GAS

Shelia was a big white cow,
She ate up all the grass,
But, when at night she did lie down,
She passed enormous gas.

THE FARMALL TRACTOR LIMERICK AND POEM

THE FARMALL TRACTOR LIMERICK
Ode to the famous Farmall tractor,
In rural lands it's a big actor,
It plowed up the fields,
Gave farmers big yields,
In nation building it was a factor.

THE FARMALL TRACTOR POEM
The Farmhill tractor never failed,
Through dust bowls and wars it prevailed,
It put bread on the tables worldwide,
No one doubted it would provide,

Farm families knew it was on their side,
The Farmall tractor was made with pride,
No farm machine will ever be admired more,
Model Farmall tractors are found in your farming store.