Texting and driving I just overdo,
That's why I crashed into the bear cage at the Big City Zoo,
Then, all the bears left their cage,
Went on an eating rampage,
Now, the victim's families are threatening to sue.
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Showing posts with label BEARS. Show all posts
Showing posts with label BEARS. Show all posts
Saturday, June 12, 2021
THE TEXTING WHILE DRIVING LIMERICK
Labels:
bear cage,
bear cage crash,
BEAR LIMERICKS,
BEARS,
driving,
LIMERICK,
texting,
victims,
wild animals on the loose,
zoo,
zoo limericks
Thursday, April 29, 2021
DON'T TRUST BEARS CAUGHT BENEATH A TREE
I found a bear caught beneath a fallen tree,
I got behind him and pushed the big bear free,
I thought I made a new friend,
But, where did I end?
In the bear's belly; where else would I be?
I got behind him and pushed the big bear free,
I thought I made a new friend,
But, where did I end?
In the bear's belly; where else would I be?
Labels:
BEARS,
Bears Eating Humans,
Fallen Trees,
HUMOR,
LIMERICK
Friday, March 26, 2021
The Bear Got Mad
I came upon a big bear face to face,
I got scared and sprayed him with some bear mace,
Then, the bear got mad,
And, I got sad,
Cause, he scattered my innards all over the place.
Saturday, February 27, 2021
THE TEXTING WHILE DRIVING LIMERICK
Texting and driving I just overdo,
That's why I crashed into the bear cage at the Big City Zoo,
Then, all the bears left their cage,
Went on an eating rampage,
Now, the victim's families are threatening to sue.
That's why I crashed into the bear cage at the Big City Zoo,
Then, all the bears left their cage,
Went on an eating rampage,
Now, the victim's families are threatening to sue.
Labels:
bear cage,
bear cage crash,
BEAR LIMERICKS,
BEARS,
driving,
LIMERICK,
texting,
victims,
wild animals on the loose,
zoo,
zoo limericks
Thursday, January 14, 2021
A HOLE, A DUMP AND A VOWEL
A weasel, a skunk and a vowel,
All lived in the very same hole,
Then, along came a bear,
Who sat down on their lair,
And, took a dump and the hole space he stole.
All lived in the very same hole,
Then, along came a bear,
Who sat down on their lair,
And, took a dump and the hole space he stole.
Labels:
BEARS,
SILLY ANIMAL LIMERICKS,
SKUNKS,
VOWELS
Sunday, November 1, 2020
THE BEAR VOTE
I decided to try to vote today,
Past armed guards claiming they have the last say,
The gunnies gave me no scare,
For I brought along my pet bear,
The gunnies soon cleared out of my way.
Labels:
BEARS,
guns at polls,
voter intimidation
Thursday, June 25, 2020
ENCOUNTER WITH THE UNDERWARE BEAR
I caught a great big bear,🐻
Trying on my underware,👙
Usually, I would not care,🖖
But, his big bottom made a tear,〰〽〰
I'll have to buy me a new pair.🍐
Tuesday, March 24, 2020
BE KIND, BEARS
I went out to the chicken coop and what beasts did I find,
Two great big bears and they were unkind.
They ate my rooster named Joe,
And, my favorite hen, Flo,
Then, upon my shocked face they did dine.
Labels:
bear attacks,
BEARS,
CHICKENS,
roosters
Sunday, June 3, 2018
TIKI TORCH AND THE BEAR
My tiki torch burned down real low,
Until it was just a tiki glow,
But, it made mad a big bear,
For the tiki fouled his clean air,
And bear claws gave my tiki such woe.
Until it was just a tiki glow,
But, it made mad a big bear,
For the tiki fouled his clean air,
And bear claws gave my tiki such woe.
Thursday, January 12, 2017
I HIBERNATE BUT I'D RATHER HEAD SOUTH
As Mr. Winter opened his mouth,
Many tweeters flew to the South,
But, when I felt the cold air,
I was a hibernating bear,
Still, I envy critters that are heading douth.
Many tweeters flew to the South,
But, when I felt the cold air,
I was a hibernating bear,
Still, I envy critters that are heading douth.
Labels:
BEARS,
BIRDS,
Douth,
Hibernation,
HUMOR,
LIMERICK,
Migratory Animals,
South,
WINTER
Saturday, February 20, 2016
WHEN I WENT TO SEE THE BEARS
When I was a little boy I would beg my parents to
take me to see the bears. So, my parents
would drive out to the garbage dump and there we'd watch the black bears; the
big ones, the little ones and all the in-betweens. The bears rummaged through all the waste on
the ground as they stirred up an airborne sea of flies. The stench made me sick to my stomach but, the
bears didn’t seem to mind as they dug their noses deep into the heaps of
stinking cans, papers and broken dishes.
And, they turned over with their great paws old shredded tires, looking
for their dinner.
We’d watch the bears
from the car until it started to get dark.
By that time there were a lot of bears mulling around the dump and they
were getting closer and closer to the car. Then, when the light was really dim, we drove up the dirt road to the
main road leaving the bears to continue hunting for a meal. So, I got to see the bears. I was a very spoiled little boy.
Labels:
ANIMAL FORAGING,
BEARS,
DUMPS,
GARBAGE
Wednesday, July 31, 2013
MARISSA THE TOAD PICKS ON A FAT BEAR
Marissa was a vain and thoughtless young toad,
She was covered with warts as per toad dress code,
Marissa told a bear he was too fat,
So, he pooped on the toad brat,
Which made Marissa's pretty warts all erode.
She was covered with warts as per toad dress code,
Marissa told a bear he was too fat,
So, he pooped on the toad brat,
Which made Marissa's pretty warts all erode.
Labels:
ANIMAL SATIRE,
BEARS,
brat,
dress code,
HUMOR,
LIMERICK,
thoughtless,
toad-bear relations,
TOADS,
vain,
WARTS,
young
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