THE STATE FAIR

I went to visit the state fair,

The animals were nude, naked and bare,
I found it obscene,
My eyes were unclean,
I wished I had never gone there.

A LIMERICK MADE A BANKER LOOK BAD

A limerick made a banker look bad,
But, the banker got even not mad,
He took the limerick man’s house,
Bankrupted his spouse,
Now, the limerick man’s homeless and sad.

THE MONSTER RAT LIMERICK 2

A monster rat grabbed on my knee,
I had to struggle to get free,
He ate all my cheese,
He's loaded with fleas,
I wish the rat would let me be.

LAKE MICHIGAN SHARKS HAIKU

Lake Michigan Sharks,
Man-eaters by the millions,
Fear the blue waters.

A FLEA NAMED NORMAN Limerick

There once was a small flea named Norman,
He worked construction as a foreman,
He mixed up cement,
It made him content,
It was better than being a doorman.

A flea named Norman was full of pride,
He poured concrete until he died,
He built bridges real long,
And buildings real strong,
He looks on from the other side.