Snookey the Shark lives in Grand Traverse Bay,
She eats every swimmer that swims in her way,
But, every Fourth of July,
She eats every swimmer, oh my,
Then, she burps for the rest of the day.
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When Marcie Moe the reindeer,
Went swimming at the beach,
The other swimmers filled with fear,
A little kid let out a screech,
For Marcie Moe the reindeer,
Looked like a lake monster of yore,
And, all the swimmers ran for high ground,
As Marcie came ashore,
Now, Marcie Moe the reindeer,
Stood dumbfounded, alone on the sand,
Then, a helicopter came and chased Marcie away,
And, from the beach Marcie was banned.