I went to London to cook for the queen, She liked my firm grits and my crawdads were clean, And, she said my rock bass, Added a real touch of class, Yet, my root-crops looked a trifle obscene.
I made some biscuits with cornmeal, I used half the cornmeal so, what's the deal, But, my family said "NO!," My biscuits had to go, Thus, my baked goods have little appeal.