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Showing posts with label food allergies. Show all posts
Showing posts with label food allergies. Show all posts

Friday, August 4, 2023

MARY LOVED EATING CRAWDADS

Mary loved eating crawdads,
She found them in rivers under stumps,
But, if she ate too many crawdads,
Her hands swelled up with bumps,

When Mary ate lots of crawdads,
She became sweaty and quite wheezy,
Then, her throat would greatly swell up,
And, her food did not go down so easy,

So, Mary quit eating crawdads,
She now eats just tadpoles,
She figures whether it's amphibians or crustaceans,
Their flesh tastes great as does their souls.


Monday, September 6, 2021

I WENT TO CHEBOYGAN TO BUY GREENS

I went to Cheboygan to buy me some greens,
I also bought carrots, kohlrabi and beans,
But, I tell you no fake,
I got a bad belly ache,
Seems, eating veggies is not in my genes.