There once was a boater named Frank,
He kept running up on the bank,
He once missed the dock,
Slammed into a rock,
Of course then, his boat quickly sank.
A boater named Frank went out on the bay,
It thundered and lightning all of the day,
His boat motor got popped,
Into the water it dropped,
Then, Frank paddled home all of the way.
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Showing posts with label HUMOROUS LIMERICK. Show all posts
Showing posts with label HUMOROUS LIMERICK. Show all posts
Friday, June 25, 2021
Thursday, June 3, 2021
DANCING DON THE POLKA DANCE KING
Dancing Don was the great polka dance king,
He danced the polka at every wing ding,
But, one day he fell,
And, gave out a yell,
Now, his leg has a cast and his arm has a sling.
He danced the polka at every wing ding,
But, one day he fell,
And, gave out a yell,
Now, his leg has a cast and his arm has a sling.
Labels:
DANCING LIMERICK,
GETTING HURT WHILE DANCING LIMERICK,
HUMOROUS LIMERICK,
POLKA DANCE LIMERICK
Saturday, December 26, 2020
THE CHRISTMAS BEAR
Over there I saw the Christmas Bear,
He roared and gave me quite a scare,
I petted his head,
He knocked me down dead,
Petting the Christmas bear was an error.
He roared and gave me quite a scare,
I petted his head,
He knocked me down dead,
Petting the Christmas bear was an error.
Labels:
BEAR LIMERICK,
HUMOROUS LIMERICK,
POETRY,
SAD LIMERICK
Wednesday, December 23, 2020
BECAUSE THE CHRISTMAS PIGS HAD RUN AWAY LIMERICK
Because all the Christmas pigs had run away,
We had to eat tuna fish on Christmas day,
And, from my family there was no praise,
We didn't have mayonnaise,
Should have had TV dinners with a plastic tray.
We had to eat tuna fish on Christmas day,
And, from my family there was no praise,
We didn't have mayonnaise,
Should have had TV dinners with a plastic tray.
Friday, December 4, 2020
THE FURNACE
My furnace does not keep me warm,
It dies when there is a snow storm,
It's not so fun,
When your heater don't run,
And, on your nose the icicles form.
It dies when there is a snow storm,
It's not so fun,
When your heater don't run,
And, on your nose the icicles form.
Thursday, June 2, 2011
THERE WAS A BIG GUY NAMED LARRY-Limerick
There was a big guy named Larry,
With two noses he really looked scary,
So, he had a nose job,
Now with only one knob,
Larry might actually marry.
With two noses he really looked scary,
So, he had a nose job,
Now with only one knob,
Larry might actually marry.
Labels:
FUNNY LIMERICK,
HUMOROUS LIMERICK,
PHILOSOPHY
Saturday, March 5, 2011
COUNTY CORK LIMERICK
I wrote a limerick about County Cork,
It involed eight Irishmen eating pork,
Their wives ate lots of pig,
Then they all danced a jig,
And all watched for an incomming stork.
It involed eight Irishmen eating pork,
Their wives ate lots of pig,
Then they all danced a jig,
And all watched for an incomming stork.
Sunday, October 10, 2010
THERE WAS AN OLD BANKER NAMED GENE
There was an old banker named Gene,
Everyone knew he was mean,
He would charge huge fees,
Put you down on your knees,
His interest rates were obscene.
There was an old banker named Gene,
Foreclosures made him real green,
He did what he could,
Not what he should,
He's so rich that now its obscene.
Everyone knew he was mean,
He would charge huge fees,
Put you down on your knees,
His interest rates were obscene.
There was an old banker named Gene,
Foreclosures made him real green,
He did what he could,
Not what he should,
He's so rich that now its obscene.
Labels:
CLASS WAR,
ECONIMIC FAIRNESS,
EVIL,
HUMOROUS LIMERICK,
PHILOSOPHY,
POLITICAL COMMENTARY,
POLITICAL LIMERICK,
POLITICAL SATIRE,
RICH PEOPLE,
SOCIAL JUSTICE POETY
Monday, February 22, 2010
THERE ONCE WAS A GIRL NAMED TAYLOR
There once was a girl named Taylor,
She went to college at Baylor,
But, when she went home,
It was too cold in Nome,
So then she ran off with a sailor.
She went to college at Baylor,
But, when she went home,
It was too cold in Nome,
So then she ran off with a sailor.
Labels:
CONTEMPROTY POETY,
HUMOROUS LIMERICK,
POETRY
Monday, February 8, 2010
THERE WAS A SQUIRREL THAT LIKED HIS NUTS-Limerick
There was a squirrel that liked his nuts,
He buried them in holes and ruts,
The squirrel was slow,
So when there was snow,
He starved because he was a putz.
He buried them in holes and ruts,
The squirrel was slow,
So when there was snow,
He starved because he was a putz.
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