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Showing posts with label fingers. Show all posts
Showing posts with label fingers. Show all posts

Saturday, August 26, 2023

THE WEALTHY CASHIER

Betty the cashier, worked at an upscale grocery store,
Her drawer came up short, so she was escorted out the door,
They said Betty was not too bright,
Her drawer short hundreds, each night,
But, Betty bought a Mercedes Benz, so she wasn't poor.

Sunday, December 22, 2013

THE NUTS, THE GUTS AND THE CUTS LIMERICK

Jim roasted a bag of chestnuts,
He cracked them open to get to the guts, 
It didn't hurt Jim's pride,
If no guts were inside,
But, his fingers got chestnut shell cuts.