A BAD MAN NAMED ROY

A witch cursed a bad man named Roy,
She turned him into a float toy,
He was a toy boat,
But, he could not float,
He was sank by a bad little boy.

ODE TO “THE RENT IS JUST TOO DAMN HIGH” GUY

A strange looking man with his gray hair on the fly,
He had strange barred whiskers but, he was sober and spry,
At the governors debate he answered only one reply,
“The rent is just too damn high”,

If I lived in his state he’d have my vote free and clear,
The other candidates were evasive like the truth caused them fear,
This man had one answer to all the issues which profusely he’d cry,
All our problems are caused because “the rent is just too damn high”.

THERE WAS A GENETIC SCIENTIST NAMED JONES

There was a mad scientist named Jones,
His online screen name was "thebones",
He would spend his whole day,
With his own DNA
Now Jones has dozens of clones.

JESSIE MADE A PAINTING

Jessie made a painting,
It was a village by the sea,
But, her bad luck was a tainting,
The village was flooded by broken lei.

JERRY HAD AN EVIL ID

Within Jerry there was an evil Id,
It made him do bad things,
He’d throw stones at the morning doves,
And, pull off butterfly wings,

The school sent Jerry to a doc,
To see if he was crazy,
The doctor assured that Jerry was,
Very evil and real lazy,

Now Jerry takes strong medication,
He just sits real quiet in school,
Now no one knows if Jerry is smart,
Or, just another fool,

So if you have an evil Id,
Don’t let anyone know,
Or they will fill you full of drugs,
And, then your life will blow.

THERE WAS A CONGRESSWOMAN NAMED BELLE

There was a congresswoman named Belle,
Her vote was always there to sell,
She would take any bid,
That's all that she did,
That's why the government works so well.

THERE WAS AN OLD BANKER NAMED GENE

There was an old banker named Gene,
Everyone knew he was mean,
He would charge huge fees,
Put you down on your knees,
His interest rates were obscene.


There was an old banker named Gene,
Foreclosures made him real green,
He did what he could,
Not what he should,
He's so rich that now its obscene.

THERE WAS A CROCKADILE NAMED LARRY

There was a crocodile named Larry,
When he grabs your leg it's really scary,
One day near the beach,
He grabbed an old teach,
Who was munching on a strawberry?