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Monday, July 6, 2026

MYTHICAL HORNED BEASTS DEFEAT BIGLY BEAR

There was a bear in my farm field, chewing on my eared corns,
I sicked on him my dangerous, half feral unicorns,
The bear yawned, and took a great, bigly, bear poop,
He thought he'd be eating unicorn gut soup,
The bear did not reckon on the poison in the uni horns.


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