There was a leprechaun named Sue,
Her hair was red, her eyes were blue,
A man from the city,
Thought she was real pretty,
So, he married her and moved to the Peru.
I knew a leprechaun named Jake,
He only ate banana cake,
If the cake looked nice,
He’d pay any price,
Jake should have learned how to bake.
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Tuesday, March 16, 2010
Friday, March 5, 2010
SHANNON WAS THE GIRL I LOVED
Shannon was the girl I loved,
I loved her through and ture,
But, when I told her of my love,
She said I don't love you.
She said I was a pervert freak,
She said I was a looser,
She said she saw my future clear,
I'd just end up a boozer.
Now once I was a millionaire,
I looked my Shannon up,
She lived with a drunkard in despair,
With eight kids and a pup.
I loved her through and ture,
But, when I told her of my love,
She said I don't love you.
She said I was a pervert freak,
She said I was a looser,
She said she saw my future clear,
I'd just end up a boozer.
Now once I was a millionaire,
I looked my Shannon up,
She lived with a drunkard in despair,
With eight kids and a pup.
MY GIRLFRIEND JANE
My girlfriend Jane was near sighted,
After glasses her eyesight was righted,
She took one look at me,
She said set me free,
For my love was now unrequited.
After glasses her eyesight was righted,
She took one look at me,
She said set me free,
For my love was now unrequited.
Labels:
FOOLISH LIMERICK,
JANE LIMERICK,
SATIRE,
UNREQUITED LOVE
Tuesday, February 23, 2010
I BOUGHT A TOYOTA CAR
I bought a Toyota Car,
I thought I would really go far,
I slammed on the brakes,
Found out they were fakes,
They scraped me up off of the tar.
I thought I would really go far,
I slammed on the brakes,
Found out they were fakes,
They scraped me up off of the tar.
Monday, February 22, 2010
THERE ONCE WAS A GIRL NAMED TAYLOR
There once was a girl named Taylor,
She went to college at Baylor,
But, when she went home,
It was too cold in Nome,
So then she ran off with a sailor.
She went to college at Baylor,
But, when she went home,
It was too cold in Nome,
So then she ran off with a sailor.
Labels:
CONTEMPROTY POETY,
HUMOROUS LIMERICK,
POETRY
Monday, February 8, 2010
THERE WAS A GREAT BIG FELLA-Limerick
There was a big farmer fella,
He married a gal named Stella,
They found a home with some charm,
They began a mushroom farm,
Raising mushrooms called portabella.
There once was a great big fella,
He married a gal named Ella,
But, he was already wed,
Ella chopped off his head,
The other widow's name is Stella.
He married a gal named Stella,
They found a home with some charm,
They began a mushroom farm,
Raising mushrooms called portabella.
There once was a great big fella,
He married a gal named Ella,
But, he was already wed,
Ella chopped off his head,
The other widow's name is Stella.
THERE WAS A SQUIRREL THAT LIKED HIS NUTS-Limerick
There was a squirrel that liked his nuts,
He buried them in holes and ruts,
The squirrel was slow,
So when there was snow,
He starved because he was a putz.
He buried them in holes and ruts,
The squirrel was slow,
So when there was snow,
He starved because he was a putz.
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