BANANAS AND EGGS: ONE DOLLAR

I ate fried bananas and frog eggs, it cost me a pretty coin,

I had it forever; I stole it from a jukebox in Des Moines,

The coin was a silver dollar,

I hung it around my collar,

I spent my last dollar, to eat eggs from a froggys groin.

GUTS OF GOLD

I caught and gutted a big catfish, and found something there,

It was a nine dollar gold piece, and it was very rare,

I was on the noon news,

Frank's Bar gave me free booze,

I sold the coin at auction, and became a millionaire.