MY AI WAS NO PI IN THE SKY

I went to the store and bought AI for my brain,

I plugged it into my head and got a huge IQ gain,

I had reasoning power,

But it only lasted one hour,

The hangover was a head throbbing pain.

AI

I got artificial intelligence, so I went to ask my doctor "why?"

He told me it was an inherited disease that I'll have until I die,

He said my brain was out to lunch,

Caused by many a head punch,

So I got a punchy brain; AI insane, and I'm trending to lie, lie.